low gauge shotgun sawed off until the bullets almost stick out of the ends of the barrels, resulting in a weapon that from 10 feet away will blast you out of your boots, but from 20 will just really piss you off.
by PSYCHOPOMP March 10, 2007
Get the boot-blastermug. A small electronic device not designed for playing music at anything like public address volume, used by morons to demonstrate their godawful taste in music to a rightfully ungrateful public.
Rather than offending by sheer volume as a Ghetto Blaster would, the Netto Blaster irritates by its appalling sound quality - the net result of one small speaker, a complete lack of bass, and a spotty, gurning twat with his room temperature IQ mates who don't have the good manners to sit around and talk shite like the rest of the civilised world.
Rather than offending by sheer volume as a Ghetto Blaster would, the Netto Blaster irritates by its appalling sound quality - the net result of one small speaker, a complete lack of bass, and a spotty, gurning twat with his room temperature IQ mates who don't have the good manners to sit around and talk shite like the rest of the civilised world.
Sound from other end of bus or train: "Tssh tssh tssh"
Everyone: "Oh, for fuck's sake, which nobhead is waving his Netto Blaster around?"
Everyone: "Oh, for fuck's sake, which nobhead is waving his Netto Blaster around?"
by Mu Cow February 11, 2008
Get the Netto Blastermug. by NotAirMarshalJohn October 16, 2012
Get the Good-blastermug. by Chris J May 11, 2003
Get the ghetto-blastermug. "How was your food, Dean? Didn't you have the double-bean burritos with the extra guacamole sauce and peppers?"
"Yes, and it was a real ass blaster. I'm gonna feel this meal for a few days."
"Yes, and it was a real ass blaster. I'm gonna feel this meal for a few days."
by MC Lucidious Mo'nashiss April 18, 2003
Get the ass blastermug. Term for your dick if it's capable of blasting over 30 gallons of semen at over 300 mph during ejaculation. Can also be used as a defense mechanism.
During sex with my girl, I accidentally used my peepee blaster and now she's stuck to the ceiling, dead. It's been a week and she hasn't fallen down yet.
I was walking down a dark alley when I got robbed. Little did he know that I had my peepee blaster on full charge.
I was walking down a dark alley when I got robbed. Little did he know that I had my peepee blaster on full charge.
by gay is bad June 06, 2018
Get the peepee blastermug. by davrimeh October 08, 2018
Get the Gooch Blastermug.