While an Austrian female with an extreme amount of pubic hair is taking a sauna, a male (or hairy female) flosses his/her teeth using the long pubic hairs while the sweat from her anal and bearded clam region drips into a bucket or pan which is used as the liquid source to heat the sauna. Once the sweat is poured on the rocks the male/ female with freshly flossed teeth then waves a towel in a wrist flicking motion spreading the aroma of the sweat around the sauna.
Magdalena: Let's turn up the heat baby
Roman: Ok spread em, let's have an Austrian Sauna Bear
Magdalena: Don't pull too much
Roman: Sorry, your bear is still stuck in my teeth from last week
Roman: Ok spread em, let's have an Austrian Sauna Bear
Magdalena: Don't pull too much
Roman: Sorry, your bear is still stuck in my teeth from last week
by Oilexchange February 12, 2013
The act of urination from the penetrating party whilst having anal sex. Resulting in a wet anus and much embarrassment.
"I was really desperate for a slash whilst we were at it anal last night, so I gave her the once over on an austrian rinse cycle."
by ChrisUK17 January 7, 2006
The Austrian Cheese Bath is a sneaky, lewd act pulled by room mates and general douche-bags.
One will remove the cap from another's body wash container, and ejaculate inside of it, where it shall lay unnoticed until the unsuspecting victim showers next.
If placed inside a shampoo bottle, (head and shoulders works best) it is known as Austrian Hair Gel
A particularly hairy man may experience yogurt flakes when engaging in an Austrian Cheese Bath.
One will remove the cap from another's body wash container, and ejaculate inside of it, where it shall lay unnoticed until the unsuspecting victim showers next.
If placed inside a shampoo bottle, (head and shoulders works best) it is known as Austrian Hair Gel
A particularly hairy man may experience yogurt flakes when engaging in an Austrian Cheese Bath.
"Hey kevin, did you have a good Austrian Cheese Bath?"
"What?"
"I came in your body wash, you bathed in my spunk!"
"Youre a fuckin douche!"
"I know! Lets go make ravioli..."
"What?"
"I came in your body wash, you bathed in my spunk!"
"Youre a fuckin douche!"
"I know! Lets go make ravioli..."
by Chunk Knuckle February 27, 2010
The object of grabbing two or more persons' scrotum aggressively while a third party member masturbates to said event.
by Whateverthefucker December 30, 2011
To Austrian Death Machine something is to base something completely off of quotes made by or involving Arnold Schwarzenegger much like the songs by the metal band Austrian Death Machine.
Kid#1: Let's Austrian Death Machine this. The next line in our German project should be wer ist dein Vatty und was er gemacht? (who is your daddy and what does he do?)
Kid#2: The next one can be "I am a cybernetic organism, living tissue over a metal exoskeleton"
Kid#2: The next one can be "I am a cybernetic organism, living tissue over a metal exoskeleton"
by Helios3 May 26, 2009
austrian death machine-broo-tal song idea "discombobulated corpse termination urbanization governmentalibation explosive montazuma's blasting power revenge!"
by sk8comp September 22, 2008
Any of the many holidays (often related to Catholic feast days) celebrated in Austria. Since these tend to occur frequently and without warning, they are designated as random. Particularly important because all stores are closed on such days. Abbreviation: RAH.
by The New Musicologist August 14, 2009