put an egg in your shoe and beat it

Telling someone to get lost

A little kid wants to play with some older kids
an askes "can I play with you guys?" Older kid answers"put an egg in your shoe and beat it ,kid"

by j0bren October 10, 2009

What ever beats your meat

A saying just like, what ever floats your boat, but in a sexual manner.

Dude, that girl looks ugly, but what ever beats your meat i guess...

by Kar-Man May 9, 2010

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah

Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!

by schmeat yeet beat your meat ya March 21, 2017

National Beat your Dick Day

Get the fuck out of here you lonely motherfucker and find yourself a girlfriend.

Did you hear it is national beat your dick day.

Wow you must be lonely.

by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 9, 2021

National Beat Your Bitch Up Day

January 21st, is national beat your bitch up day.

“Remember to beat your girlfriend up on January 21st it’s national beat your bitch up day”

by Shanghugh October 22, 2020

national beat your boyfriend ass day

Today is the day ladies! ATTENTION all young men & old men today you MUST let your Girlfriend beat YOUR ass !! NO hitting , fighting , breaking up , silent treatment , or shooting !

Girl : who is that ?

Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass

* gf attacks bf *

by sillywillydillypilly April 18, 2019

National Beat Your Homies Meat Day

Beat your homies meat no matter what, u can say no homo but its not that exciting u dumb cunt.

National Beat Your Homies Meat Day Lemme beat yo damn meat HoMiE

by Fallen_Chubbx November 1, 2019