an absolute crappy QB that played well for one season and then completely tanked for the Eagles, was traded to in Colts an Jonathan Taylor carried the team. Then was traded to the Washington Communists and was benched for Taylor Heinicke.
by ihatecarsonwentz09 January 6, 2023
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A severely overrated bassist. In fact, the majority of fallout boy are overrated, as are every other band out today. Christ, have any of you ever heard of steve harris? geddy? john paul jones? cliff burton? Alex webster?
Fucking pete wentz fan girls. No, you arent going to have his babies, you're going to have his crabs, gonnorhea, syphilis, and herpes, you stupid, brainwashed, cunts.
by jhrfdvyuhdregafdhgfdh August 5, 2007
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Probably the worst bassist ever from the worst band ever (fall out boy) the people who thinks that pete is the best bassist should go to freaking youtube and type john myung for example and clean their damn ears, he sucks at life, he is an extremely emo poser, and he enjoys to write crappy lyrics
How people can say that this crappy made by pete wentz lyrics (most of them redundant) are good??

"wear me like a locket around your throat,
i'll weigh you down, i'll watch you choke.
you look so good in blue"

Compared to this lyrics:

"I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here"

Are a bunch of emotrash!!
by Miguelon May 7, 2007
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Bassist from Fall Out Boy. Typical myspace scene kid, except that instead of being a teen, he's nearly 27 years old. In love with himself, takes a billion of the typical myspace mirror pictures. He's pretty good-looking, but also an asswhole. Makes fun of fans, especially fat girls. Sell out (see his clothing line, ex: $60 sweathshirts). In love with himself (ex: p33ngate '06). Sorry to diss your golden angel boy, but the truth isn't always pretty.
OMG_pete's_HAWT!1!!!!1: OMG, did you see pete's peter?
XOXO_pete'z_luver_XOXO: you mean his p33n? what a camera whore! I wanna have his babies!!
OMG_pete's_HAWT!1!!!!1: STFU bitch, he's mine!!!
Pete_Wentz_girl423430: Both of you STFU! He sends me dirty pictures of his p33n all the time. Back off! Pete Wentz and I have cyber sex all the time. and he hates fatties like you bitches. leave my emo boy alone!
by P33N Gate '06 March 15, 2006
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Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz the third. The extreamly attractive and talented 28 year old bassist for the band Fall Out Boy. Pete, also known as PeterPanda, PeterPistol, PeterParker, and PeterPan, released pictures of his manly area to public on March 7th. This lead to many loss of Fall Out Boy fans, after the stunt was tagged as a publicity stunt. Pete has a widely known clothing-company called Clandestine Industries, and owns his own Record Company DecayDance. DecayDance is responsible for many bands such as Panic! At the Disco, Paramore, The Academy Is..., Cobra Starship, and the newer former MySpace band The Cab. He also owns an English Bulldog named Hemmingway, which is now becoming the newer mascot for Clandestine.
Viki- Did you see Pete Wentz on TV the other day?
Carli- Yes, I Did, I can't believe he's dating Ashlee Simpson.
Viki- I know! I just bought a new Clandestine jacket the other day.
Carli- Really? Which one?
Viki- The one with Hemmingway, Petes dog.
Carli- I saved his 'pictures' to my computer the other day.
Viki- Yes. Very interesting. I love Fall Out Boy ^_^
by Mrowr July 26, 2007
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1) Bassist for the pop (you are NOT punk, get over it) band Fall Out Boy, who nevertheless recieves more attention, fans (mostly little girls), camera time (in their axe-commercial music videos), and tabloid space then all other members of the band. Has his own clothing line, record label, and Ashley Simpson. Feels an unexplainable need to post pictures of his dick on the internet.
2) The root of all evil. The reason for bands with a lot of talent and potential like Panic! at the Disco reaching Top 40 radio to early (they should work for their fame, not be mass-produced in their first album.) The reason for millions of 13-year-old girls across the globe thinking they're punk because they have a picture of him in their locker. Most likely the reason Ashley Simpson is pregnant (supposedly). Pete Wentz can also be blamed for global warming, inflation, and the Minnesota bridge collapse.
1) Little Girl: OMG, Pete Wentz is sooo sexy. I like have a t-shirt by him, and a Fall Out Boy CD, and like a nude pic of him in my 6th grade locker! I'm like sooo punk and rebellious!

2) News Anchor: Today, a bridge in Minnesota collapsed, sending many cars into the river. The reason for the collapse is unknown. Also, children in Nigeria are dying. And the rate of homelessness is up. And the hole in the ozone layer is getting bigger.
Me: It's all Pete Wentz's fault.
by rachael with an a August 7, 2007
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An emo jackoff who plays boring ass bass lines with his shitty band, Fall Out Boy. He's shown his dick to the internet, and his only fans are teenyboppers (they don't like him for this music btw.) "Thumbs down" this quote all you want, you know it's the damn truth. Pete Wentz sucks (in more than one way I'd guess.)
Teenybopper: OMG lyk im lissenin to some Fall out boy and pete wentz iz lyk so HAWT!!111!!!111!
Normal person: Hell no, Fall out boy and pete wentz are big buckets of fail.
by jojomanlol August 18, 2008
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