The sexual act in which a man will take a shit on the other person's stomach, and then lay down on said person and spin rapidly while ejaculating furiously.
by Ur Mum Got Hit By A Semi Truck September 29, 2019
1) Noun. A small fishing boat docking out of Vietnam. Typical crew of less than 10. Mainly used in a fishing fleet or as a single family's source of income/sustenance.
2) Noun. One of the most vile sexual acts conceivable. Uniquely available only to one who's penis abruptly curves at a right angle. The male stands with his torso facing perpendicular to his companion. The receiver grabs their own ankles for support as the aggressor penetrates from the unlikely angle. Theories are abundant but the generally accepted hypothesis is that the unique vibrations created during intercourse at such an angle triggers complete and utter bowel evacuation. In any case, the Vietnamese Schooner results in egregious amounts of feces 100% of the time.
NOTE:
Interestingly, it is possible to perform a Vietnamese Schooner aboard a Vietnamese Schooner. This has only been attempted twice, both times in international waters. All participants were killed instantly upon climax. The crew, captain, and refugee family stowing away in the cargo hold all died within a week showing symptoms similar to those exposed to class three radiation incorporation.
2) Noun. One of the most vile sexual acts conceivable. Uniquely available only to one who's penis abruptly curves at a right angle. The male stands with his torso facing perpendicular to his companion. The receiver grabs their own ankles for support as the aggressor penetrates from the unlikely angle. Theories are abundant but the generally accepted hypothesis is that the unique vibrations created during intercourse at such an angle triggers complete and utter bowel evacuation. In any case, the Vietnamese Schooner results in egregious amounts of feces 100% of the time.
NOTE:
Interestingly, it is possible to perform a Vietnamese Schooner aboard a Vietnamese Schooner. This has only been attempted twice, both times in international waters. All participants were killed instantly upon climax. The crew, captain, and refugee family stowing away in the cargo hold all died within a week showing symptoms similar to those exposed to class three radiation incorporation.
1) Eric really enjoyed his semester abroad in Vietnam, he learned a lot helping his host family aboard their Vietnamese schooner.
2) While abroad, Eric had a really shitty time after he consummated with a Vietnamese prostitute whom recommended they try a Vietnamese Schooner after she saw the angle of his dangle.
2) While abroad, Eric had a really shitty time after he consummated with a Vietnamese prostitute whom recommended they try a Vietnamese Schooner after she saw the angle of his dangle.
by Right-angle Rick May 4, 2013
The act of cracking an egg into a body orifice and then penetrating with fingers until scrambled. Vegetables can be added for extra flavour.
“Hey Ronald gave me a Vietnamese Quiche in my ass the other day, we fed it to the cat.”
“Helen, you’re a fucking sick bastard.”
“Helen, you’re a fucking sick bastard.”
by Teevmeister September 27, 2021
Pouring a bowl of noodles on someone’s genital area, cracking a raw egg on top, then sitting down and doing a wet fart in the noodles. Works best with a Bombay bad boy, ask your ma.
by Teevmeister September 10, 2021
During sexual intercourse, when a female partner vigorously squeezes the male partner’s testicles at the moment of climax for the male partner.
“Dude, my balls hurt so bad!!”
“Bro, the girl you brought home last night Probably gave you a Vietnamese Nutpacker.
“Bro, the girl you brought home last night Probably gave you a Vietnamese Nutpacker.
by Dr. Sam A. September 1, 2019
by El Mexican Dictionary June 17, 2019
by Shmuel1652 May 3, 2020