ur mom

a joke that is very funny, unless you use it on someone who doesn’t have a mom..

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my moms dead
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 21, 2021

Ur mom

Noan;hot

Verb;steaming hot

Adverb; if I touched Ur mom my finger would be burned to the point of disintegration because of how unbelivibly hot Ur mom is.

Ur mom is the definition of HOT and if Ur mom is paired with Me the makes a match made in heaven.

by Ur moms taken by me December 19, 2021

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ur mom is everything just use it on someone and their brain will blue screen
or will die of cringe.

Example 1

student 1: School is so hard
student 2: Ur mom is so hard
student 1: *blue screens*

Example 2

guy 1: Imma whoop yo ass
guy 2: Ur mom
guy 1: *dies of cringe*

by The urban dictionary dud March 29, 2022

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