The act of urinating while shaking your penis from side to side, similar to the motion of a sprinkler. Thus resulting in a piss soaked area.
Judging by the piss stains strategically placed around the bathroom, I had a serious case of sprinkler dick last night after the bar.
by Travis & Dena March 30, 2011
After you've blown your load by one means or another, some of the residual cum dries...you go to take a piss and it sprays all over the fucking place
I was late for work today because I had to clean up after a sprinkler head incident coated the toliet seat and white shower curtain in piss.
by PilotMike April 3, 2005
a butt sprinkler occurs approximately 314 minutes after consuming spicy, or an otherwise dangerous food. it takes place when a human lacks the ability to control their grasps onto the toilet and instead must stand up in an L shape, wrenching their midsection with their arms. to deal with sizable flow out of the butthole and onto the stalls, the L shaped human spews feces all over the floor and ceiling of the restroom, leaving the white bathroom colored walls, your favorite shade of olive, mustard or mousse
yo, i was walking into the girls bathroom today, and there was diarrhea all over the walls. some girl got butt sprinkler today. poor mike is going to have to clean it all up.
by raffeeki September 17, 2010
The patriarch of all the lame, white male teenager dance moves that are commonly seen today in clubs and parties. Rumored to have been invented by some Irish guy named Cormac in the mid 1980's at a frat house in Boston, Massachusetts. To perform the move successfully, bend one arm at the elbow and place your hand/fist on the very back of your head. Hold the opposite arm straight out to the side. Leaning back slightly, bring the elbow of your bent arm rapidly to and from the tip of your nose, while simultaneous moving the outstretched towards the front of your body in equal increments the coincide with the flapping of the opposite arm. Do this until the outstretched arm cannot go across your body any further, then return to the original position and repeat as many times as needed to totally turn off a member of the oposite sex. If performed correctly, however, can look remarkably similar to a real like water sprinkler.
"Ian, thinking that just shuffling his feet was going to make him look like an idiot on the dance floor, pulled out all the stops and gambled with a water sprinkler to make the ladies notice him. Consequently, two minutes later, Rasheed is bumping and grinding with a bevy of white girls to pick and choose from, while Ian is outside hailing a cab, cursing the day he was born."
by Nick February 5, 2004
by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 12, 2008
When you surprise a "friend" sitting on the couch by hiding in the near by closet with your male friends masturbating. once you and your friends reach they're peaks they run out and surprise them by "blowing they're loads" all over the unsuspecting victim on the couch creating a sprinkler effect.
I wanted to brake up with my girl friend so I had my friends from work pull a Bucocky Sprinkler on her.
by patsaggus June 14, 2011
noun:
A Medieval torture device used to pour hot liquids on the victims. This simple device had holes in it which could dispence boiling water, molten lead, etc.
A Medieval torture device used to pour hot liquids on the victims. This simple device had holes in it which could dispence boiling water, molten lead, etc.
by Argonak April 12, 2008