by RP Hater! September 6, 2004
In a robbery attempt the Kwik-E-Martian defended his store proudly with an unregistered Sawed-off shotgun, out matching both asailants black painted water pistols.
by rob castro August 15, 2008
This a cartoon band created by Ray William Johnson, who is #1 most subscribed on Youtube currently. YFM makes songs that are very funny, catchy, and entertaining. The videos are released every other Wednesday, getting millions of views per song.
These songs are often including other famous youtubers are "guest appearances" and collaborations. The words are mostly written by Ray William Johnson.
YFM is one of the most subscribed channels on youtube, and it deserves every one of those subscribers.
These songs are often including other famous youtubers are "guest appearances" and collaborations. The words are mostly written by Ray William Johnson.
YFM is one of the most subscribed channels on youtube, and it deserves every one of those subscribers.
Me: Aw, man. This Your Favorite Martian guy is the s**t.
Hater: You kidding me? It sucks.
*walks away*
Me: Haterz gon hate.
Hater: You kidding me? It sucks.
*walks away*
Me: Haterz gon hate.
by rwjluvamybrutha August 1, 2011
The time delay and confusion attributed to working on Mars when working on Earth time. A day on Mars is 24 hours 37 minutes so the same time on Mars is 37 minutes later every day on Earth.
If it is light on Mars it may be night on Earth so if you are piloting a rover or checking in with your space relatives on a regular basis the schedule could be ruff.
Also, since the Martian day is 37 minutes longer, the same time on Mars is different after every day on Earth. For instance, if you start tele-working on Mars from your home office on Earth at 9 am Mars time every day you would have to wake up about 40 minutes later everyday on Earth to keep your wake up routine regular. Lets say 9 am Mars time is equal to 3 pm Earth time when you start your job. After two weeks on the job you would have to be ready to start work around 3 am since the added 40 minutes everyday would continually shift you schedule later in the day.
Also, since the Martian day is 37 minutes longer, the same time on Mars is different after every day on Earth. For instance, if you start tele-working on Mars from your home office on Earth at 9 am Mars time every day you would have to wake up about 40 minutes later everyday on Earth to keep your wake up routine regular. Lets say 9 am Mars time is equal to 3 pm Earth time when you start your job. After two weeks on the job you would have to be ready to start work around 3 am since the added 40 minutes everyday would continually shift you schedule later in the day.
by Danunoamor August 16, 2005
Your Favorite Martian is a cartoon band on YouTube, Which is owned by Ray William Johnson. Including other members of the band that help with different songs. The main one is Puff-Puff Humbert, The singer who is voiced by Ray William Johnson, and Benatar, The guitar/piano player and singer who is voiced by Jesse Cale and was also voiced by Ray William Johnson. Including Axel who has not been able to sing in any songs, But is still included. He is the drummer in the band, Who is voiced by Steve Greene, And then DeeJay. The DJ, Of course. He is voiced by Rick Carter and used to be voiced by Ray William Johnson as well. The band has many different songs, Like: Orphan Tears (Trilogy), Jupiter, Epileptic Techno, Mr. Douchebag, And many other songs. Including it has 3 different generations, Generation 1. Generation 1.5 and Generation 2. The band retired in 2012 because they were making an "album" that eventually was canceled, But in 2022 they made their life-changing return. Creating new songs for the whole world to see. In some of their songs they consist of many different featured people like Nice Peter in Whip Your Kids, Wax in Orphan Tears 1, 2, and 3, Uno Reverse and Verified, And also. Lots of the songs in YFM also have Easter Eggs and A lot of the songs are covers of other songs.
by Radin Happier October 5, 2022
The act of performing oral sex on a female while plastic straws are inserted into the nostrils of the 'performer' to allow for optimal breathing. This reduces the risk of the individual losing consciousness during the act.
"Hey guy, why you gotta nosebleed?"
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."
by bobbin frapples October 15, 2009
by buttuglyothered the man October 23, 2003