Another term for masturbation or pud handler.
He masturbates all the time, he's a clown boxer!
by Gus12#$ April 25, 2007
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When boxers are used as a preventative measure of transmitting STD's. Typical use would consist of the latex-ed penis erecting out of the boxer briefs fly trap; appearing as though the boxer briefs themselves have a boner.
"I dont know bro that girl might have the itch, you should do a boxer condom just to be safe"
by beastmanrage November 29, 2011
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When a female does not shave her legs above the knee making it look as if she is wearing "hairy boxer shorts".
my girlfriend was sportin' her chew-boxers this morning and I asked her to shave!
by stowaway July 24, 2009
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when someone is mad about and issue or someone and cannot seem to move on.
He had his boxers in a bunch because no one agreed with him.
by Dawgma November 10, 2013
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Someone that lives in Ancaster that thinks he’s a gangster. If you see a top boxer, try to run away faster than them bc that’s all those trackstars do. Often wear moose knuckles in the summer
“You’re fuckin up da cash flow

Normal rich kid: that must of been a top boxer
by SpodermanK August 22, 2019
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An excessive amount of pubic hair on a women so that it can be seen thought her clothing
I normally like yoga pants but that chick's boxer pad suggests quite a bush under there
by mean-1 October 24, 2013
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When you or a friend/family member is sitting in only their boxers and they get an erection. Just before the penis becomes stiff, the penis may move slightly causing the boxers to wiggle a little before it becomes a full on tent.
I was sitting eating breakfast with my dad one summer morning. It was really hot so we sat in our boxers. I was thinking about how hot the chick was on TV when all of a sudden my dad murmered "Son, you had a little boxer wiggle.... maybe you should go put some pants on?"

My face grew red as I looked down to see my still growing penis streatching out my boxers while dad just sat and laughed, pointing at my boner. I ran to my room and changed to some briefs, which conceals erections a bit better.
by Tomfapingtom July 14, 2009
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