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Boxer Wiggle 

When you or a friend/family member is sitting in only their boxers and they get an erection. Just before the penis becomes stiff, the penis may move slightly causing the boxers to wiggle a little before it becomes a full on tent.
I was sitting eating breakfast with my dad one summer morning. It was really hot so we sat in our boxers. I was thinking about how hot the chick was on TV when all of a sudden my dad murmered "Son, you had a little boxer wiggle.... maybe you should go put some pants on?"

My face grew red as I looked down to see my still growing penis streatching out my boxers while dad just sat and laughed, pointing at my boner. I ran to my room and changed to some briefs, which conceals erections a bit better.
Boxer Wiggle by Tomfapingtom July 14, 2009

Boxer Wiggle 

The movement of one's boxers when a male is getting an erection. The penis will shift slightly before erecting, casing a motion on the outside of the underwear.

This can occur in briefs and jocks to a lesser extent, however it is boxers that are most noticable, since there is much more room for the penis to move.
During a sleep over Bob noticed James had a boxer wiggle during their conversation about girls. He smirked as he watched James try to casualy conceal his growing erection by covering himself with his sleeping bag.
Boxer Wiggle by Boxerman August 3, 2009

boxer wiggle 

When a dog, most frequently a boxer, that, when wagging it's tail, tends to also shake their entire back half off their body. Also common among labs, and girls found in Victorville, CA.
When that dog shakes its tail, its whole friggin body shakes! It must be doing the boxer wiggle!
boxer wiggle by thomas anonymous December 28, 2008

Boner Wiggle 

Posture used when a person is gloating. The person has their body errect and moving side to side bragging about things that their friends do not have.
Danny bragged to his single friends, saying "I have a girlfriend," while closing his eyes and doing his boner wiggle.

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026