Once commonly used as a kitchen utensil for tenderizing meat, the meat tenderizer now plays a large part in homosexul deviance, and has even become commonly accepted in heterosexual practices. In most cases, a man or woman will repeatedly smash his or her partner's balls, penis or grundle. In some instances, smashing of the clitoris, labia or nose may occur. The use of meat tenderizers during sexual encounters leads to heightened sexual arousal, and is considered a remedy for erectile dysfunction and failing marriages.
Ben: "Tom, why do you have a meat tenderizer hanging up next to your collection of huge double-sided dildos?"
Tom: "Actually, Ben, the meat tenderizer is one of my favorite sex toys. I like it when Gary smashes me in the balls with it and calls me the ugliest trannie he's ever seen. Then he sodomizes me with the back end of it and makes me smell it."
Tom: "Actually, Ben, the meat tenderizer is one of my favorite sex toys. I like it when Gary smashes me in the balls with it and calls me the ugliest trannie he's ever seen. Then he sodomizes me with the back end of it and makes me smell it."
by Frank Giuffrida December 10, 2006
He's a tender dick ass nigga
by jaydawg0056 January 8, 2022
Firstly, it is tenter hooks, not tender hooks. It means waiting with anxiety. Tenter is a rack for drying cloth and a tenter hook is a nail with an upward curve on which the cloth is hung.
I was on tenter hooks until the test results arrived. Tender hooks do not exist and if they did, they would ne inefective because they are tender.
by Bernie Dworkin August 10, 2009
Hurting, painful testicles or swollen. When a male is hit in the testicles and his testicles become really tender even the underwear rubbing against them hurt.
Guy 1: Are you going to play soccer or not?
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!
by Nobli May 31, 2022
When a man with phycopathic tendecies manipulates a woman to have sex with him then gets her to fall in love with him and asks her if she wants a bondage, this may require many tries but when she eventually says yes he straps her down and fucks her till dawn and gives that bitch baby, after this he calls up the homies and lets them have at her. Eventually this leads to him making a business with her vagina as the main taste of it. He gets put it on the black market and tells his entire 5th grade class how if they pay exactly $7.89 usd they can have a shot at her pussy. This goes on for many years with eventually enslaving many women to make him richer and richer. once he becomes the youngest billionaire in the world and gets investigated leading to what would be a 201 year sentence, but before that can happen he builds a fucking tank and kills a small town full of children that was once his home .
by VodkaAndPuppys February 22, 2021
by The whole dewniverse March 7, 2022
A person, usually a nerd, who keeps his piss in a jar in his freezer and sells it to althelets when drug testing comes along. Wiz tenders generally have never gotten a buzz in their life.
Stoner: Shit man, I have to get tested today. I got wasted a few hours ago!
Resourceful Stoner Friend: Why not just go to the wiz-tender. He'll selling for $10 a cup.
Stoner: Great idea! Thank you my resourceful stoner friend!
Resourceful Stoner Friend: Anytime.
Resourceful Stoner Friend: Why not just go to the wiz-tender. He'll selling for $10 a cup.
Stoner: Great idea! Thank you my resourceful stoner friend!
Resourceful Stoner Friend: Anytime.
by Billy's Dad July 24, 2006