a swamp donkey is A human female that exhibits characteristics of a swamp donkey are; friend humper, dirty and incredibly ugly, incredibly incredibly! UGLY. usually low morals and divorces husband for smelly little hunchbacked man. and then aborts child from hunched back man to prove love, and she’ incredibly ugly and shes a blood sucking money stealing hooker bag
- i cant believe hes humping that swamp donkey
- dude i hope ur new chick dosent become a swamp donkey
- dude i hope ur new chick dosent become a swamp donkey
by mowhym3 December 28, 2005
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. An irritated diaper-rash-like irritation on your inner thighs and "private areas" caused by excessive sweating due to a combination of heat and excercise
by Mountainmanbrewing June 12, 2013
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. a toe up girl that hangs out in places she doesn't belong acting like she is too good for everyone and comes cheap with the giving up of the snatch. But if she was to give it up would need to be double bagged first.
by Trojan Daddy December 3, 2010
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. by Ditch Pig February 9, 2010
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. There are two types of women, swamp donkeys and dirt squirrels:
A swamp donkey is there just "to take the load".
A dirt squirrel "gathers her nuts for the winter".
A swamp donkey is there just "to take the load".
A dirt squirrel "gathers her nuts for the winter".
by IndustrialPig February 5, 2012
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. A fat, red headed, freckled face, glasses wearing, fat cankled, flip flop wearing, upsidedown smile having, buck toothed, overbitten, frizzy haired, pork roast eat'in, librarian look'in, drunken potato mash'in, embarrassment of a female lump of SHIT.
by DISCUSTED and REPULSED January 9, 2009
Get the Swamp Donkeymug.