Swamp Donkey

An dreadful excuse of a human who would only be touched by your ugliest mate on a footy trip at 5:00am.

"Hey Bazza, don't even think about taking that insipid Swamp Donkey back to our hotel

by David Clonan December 17, 2003

Swamp Donkey

An irritated diaper-rash-like irritation on your inner thighs and "private areas" caused by excessive sweating due to a combination of heat and excercise

After hiking in the woods all day I have a serious case of swamp donkey going on

by Mountainmanbrewing June 12, 2013

Swamp Donkey

A sexy bitch, usually named Ariel, that likes to make her promiscuity known to men...

Ariel gave him a blow job at the bar before she got kicked out. She's such a swamp donkey.

by Ditch Pig February 9, 2010

Swamp Donkey

a toe up girl that hangs out in places she doesn't belong acting like she is too good for everyone and comes cheap with the giving up of the snatch. But if she was to give it up would need to be double bagged first.

Look at that Swamp Donkey over there. She needs to get with her herd and stampede away.

by Trojan Daddy December 3, 2010

Swamp Donkey

There are two types of women, swamp donkeys and dirt squirrels:
A swamp donkey is there just "to take the load".
A dirt squirrel "gathers her nuts for the winter".

"Dude, that girl you were with last night was a total swamp donkey"

by IndustrialPig February 5, 2012

Swamp Donkey

A fat, red headed, freckled face, glasses wearing, fat cankled, flip flop wearing, upsidedown smile having, buck toothed, overbitten, frizzy haired, pork roast eat'in, librarian look'in, drunken potato mash'in, embarrassment of a female lump of SHIT.

I can't believe that DAN married that Fuck'in "SWAMP DONKEY" Amanda ! That's So Fuck'in CHEEZY !

by DISCUSTED and REPULSED January 9, 2009

Swamp Donkey

FUGLY Bird

Lucie your a one legged swanp donkey

by Ben February 25, 2004