Sonic the hedgehog was born from the military uterus and the military people looked at him and said "throw this retarded bitch away" due to the trauma sonic gains super speed and fucks everyone in a 10km radius
literally.
literally.
by THATSHTIITPBTICJH May 31, 2019
There was a time sonic the hedgehog was an impressive game. Most people couldnt find better graphics in a video game. Nowadays, it seems like every video game console tries to outdo the next to the point that it's silly, people seem to need the false sense of satisfaction they get from a video game with 3D graphics and one that seems real, even though theres nothing realistic about video games in the first place, there never was.
Kid- Have you ever seen a blue hedgehog do this shit before?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?
by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020
A totally radical blue hedgehog video game character from the '90s whose appeal has the power to hold legions of masochistic fans for life.
Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.
Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.
Our neighbor is whoring out his ex girlfriend and is either super possessive of her or gives her to the highest bidder -- sorta like what Sega did to Sonic the Hedgehog.
by Segawhy August 25, 2019
Sonic the Hedgehog, blue hedgehog, is fast, can run, can go through loops, can jump, can look down, can... em... y'know, fun
by Sodascho98724 July 18, 2023
Sonic the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Sonic the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by Elixman May 26, 2022
sonic the dankist meme in the world he moves very fast and when he gets the 7 hitler emeralds he becomes hitler sonic the most powerful sonic form he then starts killing all the eggs in the world leaving jim carry as the last egg alive milo is the true hitler man who kissed beanos ass
by ash greninja 47 November 19, 2019
A blue furry. Hho is depicted in some fan art as gay, pregnant, fat, naked, and eating people whole.
Guy: Oh my God look at that art!!
Other guy: Why is Sonic the Hedgehog eating someone??
Guy: I don't know
Other guy: Why is Sonic the Hedgehog eating someone??
Guy: I don't know
by Daddy SpongeBob 👨👨👨 November 13, 2021