A word my AP teacher is adamant he came up with to describe huge ass mosquitos but he then found out it was on UD and got really pissed during class
by FireGenesis November 1, 2018
Plural of skeeter teeter. Small breasts resembling mosquito bites. What Yankee dogs call bee stings.
What was that chick with skeeter teeters thinking when she entered the Miss Wet T-shirt contest? Did she really want the Miss Bee Stings prize?
by Texinthecity November 19, 2013
The act of quickly running up to an object, person, or place and skeeting on said object, person, or place.
by Weeeelldone June 3, 2007
A number 6 razor or less cutting your hair very tightly on the top of your head with a number 3 razor or less cutting your hair very tight on the sides. When you rub your head with your hand you can feel the hair push against your hand in both directions. When you wear a cap the tightly cut hair acts as velcro and keeps your hat glued on top of your head.
I had long hair then I got a skeeter head at super clips using a number 3 razor on the side and a number 6 razor on top.
by Bubba001 March 27, 2012
Someone, usually a person who no one likes in the least and most often a menace to existence, who gets sexual stimulation and/or jizzes their britches whenever they cheat or defraud others. The volume of ejaculate is directly proportionate to the degree of suffering of the intended victim.
Chuckford: "That phone scammer sure did groan and grunt alot when he thought I was going to give him my bank info."
Rastafarian Billy: "OH! He must be a cheatin' skeeter! Probably cheat-skeetin' out a load of jizz thinking about the heartache and suffering that he would cause."
Chuckford: "Yeah, sounds about right. What a piece of unfiltered shit that man must be..."
Rastafarian Billy: "OH! He must be a cheatin' skeeter! Probably cheat-skeetin' out a load of jizz thinking about the heartache and suffering that he would cause."
Chuckford: "Yeah, sounds about right. What a piece of unfiltered shit that man must be..."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
by ThereAreNoNamesLeft July 5, 2006
A theorem that states that all white bitches are crazy. The theorem was deduced by means of a logical proof.
I should have referred to Skeeter's Theorem before gettin with this white bitch, she got me stressed!
by Skeeter Cockstein October 3, 2008