the most brilliant person on Earth. Good looking, charming and from London. Aslo wears the best socks. If you aren't Sam you should wish you was.
Chuck Norris- have you met Sam.
Other man who isn't important in any way- No why
Chuck Norris- your life isn't complete, and you don't deserve to live..
Other man dies painfully
Other man who isn't important in any way- No why
Chuck Norris- your life isn't complete, and you don't deserve to live..
Other man dies painfully
by the real Chuck Norris April 18, 2012
Get the Sammug. The most amazing human being on the face of this earth.
He'll love everything about the girl he chooses to be with and that girl is the luckiest alive. He's brilliant and handsome! No one could compare to a Sam. They are amazing, they are in Gods perfect image.
Sam's are typically amazing kissers, they have big dicks, and a beautiful girlfriend to finish the touch. A girl without a Sam isn't a girl at all... She's a dike.
He'll love everything about the girl he chooses to be with and that girl is the luckiest alive. He's brilliant and handsome! No one could compare to a Sam. They are amazing, they are in Gods perfect image.
Sam's are typically amazing kissers, they have big dicks, and a beautiful girlfriend to finish the touch. A girl without a Sam isn't a girl at all... She's a dike.
by 022711forever January 13, 2012
Get the Sammug. one crazy awesome girl. Loves to rock out. Usually used in great context. She has Her Fingers on the pulse of all that is Fun.
by Super Jenius October 13, 2008
Get the Sammug. A handsome and amazing person.
He says little things that make you blush.
He makes all the other girls swoon and doesnt notice becuase he is to busy with his girl.
He has an amazing dress sense and never seems to be unhappy.
Always has a smile
Has a duck called liam.
Loves a girl called Beckie
He says little things that make you blush.
He makes all the other girls swoon and doesnt notice becuase he is to busy with his girl.
He has an amazing dress sense and never seems to be unhappy.
Always has a smile
Has a duck called liam.
Loves a girl called Beckie
by LoveHim4Lyf October 20, 2008
Get the Sammug. 
Get the Sammug. A good looking boy, with an extremely large cock, the Sam's that work in real estate tend to have the biggest cocks in the office.
Tony: Rick, How big is your cock
Rick: it's 21 inches Big, but if i show you and Sam happens to see it, i would feel embarrassed
Tony: Why???
Rick: Well im Captain Erector with a 21 inch cock, But Sam has a 21 Meter Cock
Rick: it's 21 inches Big, but if i show you and Sam happens to see it, i would feel embarrassed
Tony: Why???
Rick: Well im Captain Erector with a 21 inch cock, But Sam has a 21 Meter Cock
by Don_Salvo April 23, 2009
Get the Sammug. Sam: Smart Annoying Male
He's unbelievably clever and may deny being smart, but if you get into any kind of debate or argument with him... Well, you will lose. He's annoying, but in an entertaining, fun way because of his open personality. Social, yet awkward in the most enjoyable way possible.
Physically, Sam tends to have soft, luscious hair and a beautiful smile. He dresses very well and 'preppy,' not at all like someone who doesn't give a crap about being presentable. Verbally, he speaks eloquently, but should curse less because it's very degrading.
He's unbelievably clever and may deny being smart, but if you get into any kind of debate or argument with him... Well, you will lose. He's annoying, but in an entertaining, fun way because of his open personality. Social, yet awkward in the most enjoyable way possible.
Physically, Sam tends to have soft, luscious hair and a beautiful smile. He dresses very well and 'preppy,' not at all like someone who doesn't give a crap about being presentable. Verbally, he speaks eloquently, but should curse less because it's very degrading.
by SeasonalGurl January 04, 2014
Get the Sammug.