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Roger Goodell 

Worst NFL commissioner ever, suspends people without proof.
That guy is so irreverent we should call him Roger Goodell.
Roger Goodell by awesome15 May 13, 2015

rodserlingesque 

In reference to Rod Serling, the creator and creepy narrator of the original Twilight Zone TV episodes from the '60s when an occurance or an event is so bizarre that it's similar to something that might happen in one of the episodes. Less shock and fright but more paranormal, spooky, that skin crawling feeling you get when your extremely piss-drunk uncle accidentally gets into bed with you.
"Your uncle climbed into bed with me last night."
" What? I beat him to death years ago when he tried to molest me... in that bed."
"A ghost?! OMG! How rodserlingesque! 'Cuz he sure seemed real to me when he... uh... he um... never mind."

Rogerina 

The female version of Roger Taylor drummer of QUEEN she is most well known featured in "I want to break free"(IWTBF) And she is one of the prettiest girls on the internet
"Rogerina is so pretty"
"I know right"

roger clemens 

A) The opposite of Greg Maddux. A cheater with a bad attitude, anger issues, and a lone wolf mentality. Plays for himself, and quite willing to throw his family and friends under the bus to make sure his cheating ways don't hurt his hall of fame chances.

B) VERB To backstab someone in order to avoid heat.

C) When having vaginal intercourse with a girl, pull out and instantly ram it into her ass, like a steroids needle.

(P.S. Greg Maddux was denied Cy Young awards when he was the best pitcher in the league, and Roger Clemens has won them when he wasn't. And one of them likes to have needles jammed into his ass, and I'll give you a hint, it isn't Greg Maddux.)
A) Roger Clemens is the epitome of what a major league baseball player should not be.

B) My best friend pulled a Roger Clemens on me.

C) Way to go, McNamee.

Star Rogers 

An alcoholic beverage constructed of a PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon) 160z with a lemon wedge inserted into the can. The origin of this drink is Honolulu, HI.

Considered the most luxurious budget drink ever concocted by mankind.
Bartender: "What are we having boys?"
You: "I'll take a Star Rogers"
Bartender: "Coming right up."
Star Rogers by Ariesy September 7, 2019

gone like Roger Daltrey's shirt 

A way of emphasizing just how gone something is.
Typically used when something disappears with no trace of where it went whatsoever.

Derived from the Who's lead vocalist, Roger Daltrey, and how in the later years of the band, his shirt would just...poof. It's gone.
"Moooom, my tablet pen is gone!"
"No it's not."
"Yes it is! It's gone like...like...it's gone like Roger Daltrey's shirt!"