I had premium bondage last night because i tied my girlfriend to my bed post and licked milk off of her breasts.
by Matt Timms & Josh Taylor September 28, 2006
Noun: A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organ, known as semen. However, it is discribed as "premium" to denote that it is the first ejaculation in a long while. Implying that the semen has been stored away for someone, or something special.
by Otto McGuire July 30, 2006
Dude 1: Yo bro how was your date last night?
Dude 2: Awh it was sick as, I gave her the premium wifi!!
Dude 1: NICEEEE
Dude 2: Awh it was sick as, I gave her the premium wifi!!
Dude 1: NICEEEE
by TickTockTicketyTock September 5, 2017
Giving a girl 'Premium Unleaded' is when you are fucking a girl up her stupid ass, and you start pissing uncontrollably. USUALLY used as a method of revenge, e.g. during breakup sex
-While we were fucking for the last time, I made sure to give that cunt some Premium Unleaded.
-She squeal like the little bitch she is?
You fucking know it, revenge is the shit man.
-She squeal like the little bitch she is?
You fucking know it, revenge is the shit man.
by TupaC FoR pREs April 13, 2004
A gal who is probably posh, defiently well dressed/of wealth, shops at Jo Malone, The White Company/Harvey Nix is together all the time, calm and conserved, basically has her shit together always and is goals AF probably lives in a house decorated in 50 shades of grey. An upper class basic these gals could be found roaming the streets of Chelsea. They always shop on lunch breaks
by Sophieschoice__ June 1, 2018
by imagnomeandyouvebeengnomed February 14, 2019
A hoe which has a snapchat account attempting to sell nude pictures and videos, usually resulting in a scam.
I was just trying to get action from that premium-hoe, but she blocked me after I sent the money through cashapp.
by TheOGnation August 1, 2019