Going Phelps. The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much more upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.
Guy 1 - Look at the ass on that!
Guy 2 - I’d love to lie her down and start going phelps until the photo finish.
Guy 1 - Relay?
Guy 2 - I’d love to lie her down and start going phelps until the photo finish.
Guy 1 - Relay?
by iheartoldblum October 29, 2008
The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much more upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.
Guy 1: Look at the ass on that!
Guy 2:I’d love to lie her down and start going phelps until the photo finish
Guy 1: Wanna relay?
Guy 2:I’d love to lie her down and start going phelps until the photo finish
Guy 1: Wanna relay?
by Nolan R Jones November 3, 2008
Charming Middle American country gentleman who lives with his family in a nice big house/church and preaches hatred of gays, lesbians, bisexuals, liberals, most of America and pretty much most of the planet. For some esoteric reason only his relatives want to stay in the church, and you have to be a member to marry a member, which keeps their straight teeth fluoridated and their fingers on their banjos. Fred has at least one 69 session with Satan every night, and hopes that if he does it well enough long enough he'll get his soul back. Ya gadda have faith.
That's Fred Phelps. No liberals, no gays, not a shred of what the uninformed call basic human decency, just Fred. Yeeeeee-haaay boah!
This is Fred Phelps speaking. Rumours that Saddam Hussein stole away my significant other are totally unfounded.
This is Fred Phelps speaking. Rumours that Saddam Hussein stole away my significant other are totally unfounded.
by Fearman November 5, 2007
A Pastor who has a hatred for homosexuals. He believes that terrorist attacks and other disasters are due to gays/lesbians. He's really stupid and deserves to be thrown off a cliff, for sure.
by kaydeesaidwhattt February 17, 2009
This word is derived from the man Michael Fred Phelps. As you all know in the 2008 Beijing olympics, this swimmer dominated the watercube in earning a remarkable eight gold medals in just eight races. His legacy will live on forever and he will go down in olympic history as one of the best swimmers and athletes to ever live. Anyway... "phelped" means getting owned. its just another word for it but it makes great sense and its great lingo to throw into your daily diet. use it often, you wont be sorry :)
1. Tom and his friends are playing cod4, and loses pretty dramatically. The other gamers, here, have the rights to say phelped.
2. if someone gets their ass kicked in a race, game, event, or real life, people around them have the oppurtunity the snap their fingers at him or her and yell "PHELPED"
2. if someone gets their ass kicked in a race, game, event, or real life, people around them have the oppurtunity the snap their fingers at him or her and yell "PHELPED"
by cambodia54 September 1, 2008
by 400M September 10, 2008
Going Phelps. The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.
Guy 1: Last night I was going Phelps with my lady friend and…
Guy 2: Wait going Phelps? You mean like, you were swimming the 200 meter freestyle relay?
Guy 1: No man… Coitus.
Guy 2: Wait going Phelps? You mean like, you were swimming the 200 meter freestyle relay?
Guy 1: No man… Coitus.
by iheartoldblum December 6, 2008