They are the greatest team since 85' bears stupid. They won 15 in a row!!!!! 10-0 against winning teams. Stupid People stop complaning about the patriots saying they suck because you are jealous. i mean get a life. Pats fans waited forever for the patriots to get good and it finnally happend. So stop complaing and being jealous.
the patriots are good, if you think not your credibility is not very good and whatever you say about football teams is useless
by bobb May 16, 2004
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1. Noun: One who loves and supports his or her country and the ideals it represents.
2. Noun when used by a Trump supporter: Scumbag.
-Note the Trump supporter doesn't need to be referring specifically to Trump for this definition to apply.
Ex: 1 The men who fought in WWII were true patriots. They were willing to fight what must've seemed like a never ending war for the safety of their country and what they believed in.
2. 2 Did you see the way Trump took those children, separated them from their parents, and put them in cages in the name of our national security? What a true patriot.
3.2 I'm all for Alex Jones raising questions about the Sandy Hook shooting. How dare the "parents" try to grieve and move on with their lives in piece. Only true patriots like Alex are willing to scream the tough questions like a goddamn ape.
by Night-Shift July 26, 2018
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(N.)Accidental death by autoerotic asphyxiation. Usually the cause of a person or persons taking their perverse self-love to dangerous, sometimes fatal levels.

see also: SuperBowl XLII; Tom Brady; Bill Bellichick
Little Billy accidentally pulled The Patriot the other day when he was beating off with a belt around his neck while staring at himself in the mirror.
by UNSTOPPABLE1 February 8, 2008
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The greatest NFL "TEAM" in history. They have a chance to 3-peat and win 4 out of 5 championships in an era where free agency makes it very difficult to win consistently. Tom Brady is the most underrated QB in NFL history (quite a few QBs who get paid much more than him) even though he keeps bitch slappin' all the haters. He'd rather cut his pay in order to help his teammates. For the haters: The Panthers was a joke. It wasn't even competitive.

Every haters keep bitchin' about the Patriots, making excuses about their schedule, but they just keep winning..... 3 super bowls out of 4 years, and may win again this year.
by Brady Rocks January 12, 2006
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The Patriot is a combination of Blue Waffle, Menstrual Blood, and Felching. First of all, make sure you find a girl who's on her period. Once you found said girl you give her a blue waffle by repeatedly beating her vagina with any object (your erect penis, screwdriver, a bat, etc.) until her vagina results in a blue-ish hue. After that is complete, you fuck her newly blued vagina and cum inside her. Then you proceed by felching your own semen (mixed with Menstrual Blood) from the vagina. Making you a true, American Patriot.
Charles: Man, I picked up this broad from the bar last night, said she was on her period, so i took her home and...
Ryan: Oh brotha, you better tell me what I think you are.
Charles: YES! you know it, I'm The Patriot! I felched the fuck outta that Blue Waffled, period bitch
by Urbanite2-4 February 4, 2011
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a word that is wrongly understand and used, mostly abused by stupid angry young man and cunning politicians.

The definition could be found on wikipedia:
Patriotism is generally cultural attachment to one's homeland or devotion to one's country, although interpretations of the term vary with context, geography and philosophy. It is a related sentiment to nationalism...

The definition could be found on Cambridge Dictionary:
the feeling of loving your country more than any others and being proud of it

In reality:

As for politicians, they found it so easy to achieve they goal by labelled it patriotism

As for brainless angry young man, they found it so easy to fill in their voidness mentally and physically by labeling themselve patriotism
Dictator:
Lets all wipe those people out, lets kill all those people, children, women and man. This act shows your PATRIOTISM! you are protecting you country and people from the evil people who will ruin our country one day...

medium Angry young man from country A: lets boycout Country B, their people all (actually maybe 0.01% of them) did bad things on us

medium Angry young man from country B: lets boycount Country A, our media and government shows us that people from country A all try to take advantges from us, bunch of asshole thinking they are better and clever than us...

very very Angry young man from country A: lets F****ING kill those people from B, lets F*****ING not use their goods, LETS F****ING not watch their movies. Whoever do that are all TREASON, and should be stoned to death and burn in hell

very very Angry young man from country B: STUPID F****ING asshole has been sit on our head for years, and now they think they are god to judge us! NO WAY, F****KINg die in hell you people from A

politician country A: uh huh, that's my boy!
politicain country B: wow, that goes well with our plan

sometimes later:

Angry young man try to get away from their country, the reasons are: eww, the country is now so poluated, it is so crowed, the resource are running out there's no life there, I would better find a better place somewhere else and then I can start my Patriotism all over
by vcharlie November 19, 2013
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Usually said about a third party who may be in earshot, as to not offend them. "Someone smells in a patriotic way."
by T D Olson October 22, 2003
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