Paladin tank syndrome

Overly vocal declarations of one's tanking abilities and penchant for threatning to quit. This sort of child-like behavior is usually found in paladin tanks, people who feel they need to make up for their class inadequacy somehow.

OMG you fucking warrior tanks think you are amazing.
nobody knows about paladin tanks, they are the best, but nobody realises it because everyone fucking loves gay ass warrior tanks.
Paladin tank syndrome = noob

by Prot Warrior September 11, 2008

10th Level Paladin

Noun- Someone who plays WoW (World of Warcraft) excessively and cannot talk about anything else.

Verb- Act of being a nerd; Talking about video games non-stop.

Noun-

guy 1- so all Jake will talk about is his new sword in WoW.
guy 2- such a 10th level paladin...

Verb-

guy- so I got a new sword in WoW
girl- Is this ALL you can talk about?
guy- uhh...
girl- Wow, you're a 10th level paladin... just like that guy I just broke up with <leaves>
guy- ...my mom says it's cool.

by Ghost Nappa June 6, 2011

Leveling up your paladin

A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".

After leveling up your paladin you may want to clean up after yourself.

by Atlec October 31, 2005

paladins champions of the realm

Paladins champions of the realm is a free2play game full of bugs and a rip off of overwatch

A:Ehi why you don't play paladins champions of the realm?
B:Terminus is a character.

by Leus356 October 22, 2019

Paladins weeaboo

A person who is of the belief that the Paladins is so much better than their own culture that they have to intersperse Paladins into their speech, think Androxis is some higher art form, and that Paladins in general is some perfect holy game

If your friend/family says"Androxis is life" this would be sign of a Paladins Weeaboo.

Paladins Weeaboos (We-Ah-Booh) have a deep interest in the Game Paladins and will never stop talking about it.

by FartBubble22423 November 27, 2017

Paladin player

Basically neantherdal

stupid

dumb
mentally ill

Person1:gosh mike said how he thinks this song sucks
Person2:don't worry he's a paladin player

by Ihatepaladins July 25, 2021

Sex paladin

When one reaches the age of 14 years olds and/or becames sexually independent, they became a sex paladin.

*if you're not a minor, please don't use this term.

My friend is turning 14 today, they're becaming a sex paladin.

by veryveryspecialboiplsactpolite May 26, 2021