(inutill) a mexican american word used for white people who speak spanish very badly and without any accent at all (it is done by pronouncin innutill (useless in spanish) with an overtly (white guy)accent
when he aplied for the job he said he speaks spanish but he is a noodle the customers can't even understand him
by Eltapatio January 19, 2005
The lead guitarist and sometimes-background-singer of the band known as The Offspring, which also happens to be one of the best bands in the world.
by jimbobjoeshmoe January 4, 2004
Like the method of fishing, the act of sliding your thumb into your partner's honey pot and index into their butthole. The noodler then proceeds to clamp the digits together and lift them up like a catfish being pulled out of a lake.
by ChakaraDong June 6, 2014
A state of intoxication that is just beyond tatored where the drunken sot is too shitty to function.
"Dude, I shouldn't even be working right now! I was just going to have a few at the pub last night, but I ended up getting totally noodled!"
by Misty Dawn June 12, 2008
a phrase said when you would have sex with a woman who is a little bit below your standards.
When you have sex with a woman who you do not necessarily find attractive such that she does not give you a full on erection when you have sex with her.
When you have sex with a woman who you do not necessarily find attractive such that she does not give you a full on erection when you have sex with her.
by mkabatek June 27, 2011
The worst name you could possibly give a child. If you ever do name your child "Noodles", you better keep that between you and god.
by DipN'Drop (TLS) February 26, 2023