The main character in the TV series and the manga "Naruto" (wow, wonder why they came up with that name...). He is an enthusiastic, outgoing, yellow and spiked haired, and understanding ninja. He never knew his paerents and was rejected by the ppl of Konoha (the hidden village that he lives in) in his childhood. This is so, because he was cursed with the seal of the demon fox, and nine-tailed legendary fox that was sealed into Naruto's body. Whenever Naruto gets psyched up in a battle, part of the power of the demon fox is used by Naruto. In all, Naruto is the most admirable Anime character I've ever seen. I AM A NARUTARD!!
Naruto fights and trains for strength and stamina, while Sasuke sucks Orochimaru's c0ck to get some crap ass power
by LeftBehind November 1, 2006
1. (Noun) Naruto is a manga/anime created by Masashi Kishimoto, otherwise known as one of the most uncreative and most sloppy manga artists to hit the popularity charts. The series is full of two dimensional asstards who somehow can defeat super awesome ninjas while sucking worse than Orochimaru's dick. The series claims to be about the local village man whore, Naruto Uzumaki, but truly revolves around his uber sexy rival, Sasuke Uchiha, who really needs to join a band and get out of his shithole that Kishimoto dug for him. The plot line is nonexistent and full of wannabes and pedophiles all fighting it out so they can fuck the biggest man whore of them all, an old fat guy named Jiraiya.
Soon, Sasuke gets sick of this and goes to join the pedophile king, Orochimaru. The rest of the series is a pile of crap that doesn't deserve to be talked about, excluding the eleven mafia members that want demons, so they can take over the world. Joy.
After awhile, they all start dying because of their lack of good sex skills, and the series falls even further, thanks to Naruto deciding to become a fucking frog. His home town begins to be attacked by an emo with cloning powers, so Naruto must come back after it's blown to pieces and all of their wonderful prostitutes have spontaneously combusted. Finally, Naruto is going to face off against Pein, the emo guy, and the whole thing will finally be over. And maybe, just maybe, the Narutarded population of ten year olds will drown in their tears. The pairing wars will finally die, and all of the shit that surrounds this series will end, and the smart people will rejoice.
One thing is for sure, though. The series would make a kick ass horror.
2. Naruto Uzumaki, a character in the series Naruto. He's an unimportant altruist who really doesn't give the series any redeeming qualities.
Soon, Sasuke gets sick of this and goes to join the pedophile king, Orochimaru. The rest of the series is a pile of crap that doesn't deserve to be talked about, excluding the eleven mafia members that want demons, so they can take over the world. Joy.
After awhile, they all start dying because of their lack of good sex skills, and the series falls even further, thanks to Naruto deciding to become a fucking frog. His home town begins to be attacked by an emo with cloning powers, so Naruto must come back after it's blown to pieces and all of their wonderful prostitutes have spontaneously combusted. Finally, Naruto is going to face off against Pein, the emo guy, and the whole thing will finally be over. And maybe, just maybe, the Narutarded population of ten year olds will drown in their tears. The pairing wars will finally die, and all of the shit that surrounds this series will end, and the smart people will rejoice.
One thing is for sure, though. The series would make a kick ass horror.
2. Naruto Uzumaki, a character in the series Naruto. He's an unimportant altruist who really doesn't give the series any redeeming qualities.
by Simply Doomed January 19, 2009
by taz.z.z June 5, 2006
1. Anime/manga that people give too much of a shit about, one way or another.
2. TV show you don't admit you watch
3. Source material for rampant shonnen-ai/yaoi fan fics that are reaching a freaking viral status on the interwebz. LOL I MADE A FUNNY GET IT. VIRAL.
2. TV show you don't admit you watch
3. Source material for rampant shonnen-ai/yaoi fan fics that are reaching a freaking viral status on the interwebz. LOL I MADE A FUNNY GET IT. VIRAL.
1. Lame guy on urban dick.com: NARUTO BLOWS
Other guy: you care because it's Naruto
2. I most definitely do not watch Naruto. What's a Naruto?
3. Sally wrote a 3 chapter NaruSasu fanfic. warning: lemon/yaoi. R&R plzkthnx
Other guy: you care because it's Naruto
2. I most definitely do not watch Naruto. What's a Naruto?
3. Sally wrote a 3 chapter NaruSasu fanfic. warning: lemon/yaoi. R&R plzkthnx
by luciamarcano April 3, 2009
An extremely overrated anime/manga series that has millions of american fans just cuz it's pretty much been shoved down our throats. Which is just sad because there is much better anime/manga in this world. It plays (or at least played) on Cartoon Network. It has tons of crappy merchandise and video games that all, frankly, suck. ...Also, I think it means fish cakes or something...?
Some Person: Heeeey, wanna go watch Naruto. It's the best thing since sliced bread!! Me: *commits suicide*
by --AliceinWonderland-- July 7, 2009
An anime/manga that once had a palatable plotline and interesting characters, which has run too long and been raped by fandom. Now the victim of fanfictions, it has passed the peak of popularity and is mostly yaoi fodder for lonely teenage girls.
"do You watch Naruto anymore?"
"Nah. I stopped watching it after they got to a hundred episodes but still weren't going anywhere."
"Nah. I stopped watching it after they got to a hundred episodes but still weren't going anywhere."
by Repetitive_Redundancy May 7, 2009