Narf Bag

An extremely lame, and unattractive individual, lacking even the most basic social skills, completely repulsive to the opposite sex.

"Would you ever date him?"
"No way in hell, he's a total Narf Bag!"

by ragingquietly February 7, 2010

NARF

A word that has no meaning
deragatory term for an idiot
an exclamaition of joy
an lame excuse for a curse word
also Nerd Ass Rear Fucker!

johnny: Alice wanna go out some time?
Alice: Ewww Your such a narf!
Or
Seara:Kelsey, wanna go to the mall
Kelsey: o shit my narf of a little bro stole my money!
Both: NARF!!!!!!!

by Masturbator! March 28, 2008

Bo-Narf

To strike someone's reflex area of the Elbow with a quick backhanded whipping motion.

"Ouch you bo-narfed me you freak!"

by Spyder Edwards December 6, 2004

NARF

nigger ass reefer fuck

that nigga ova there hitting the joint is a NARF

by giterdun April 18, 2008

Narf Narf Kitty Kat

An extremely excellent homemade instrument made for smoking the ganja

Dude, that bong was hella Narf Narf Kitty Kat.

by The terrible two-some December 19, 2006

Narf Up

The act of failing.

Can be used: Narfed

Susan: "I got 6% on that test"
Bob: "Wow, what a narf up!"

Francis: "I got hit in the face with a hammer!"
Leonard: "Your face is totally narfed up."

by French person againx2 September 9, 2010

narf juice

The thick multi-colored toilet backsplash from explosive diarrhea.

I ate way too many greasy chili fries and ran to the bathroom to drop my drawers, and while descending to the porcelain, I exploded out my ass and the narf juice saturated my anus and taint.

by Willits1 January 4, 2018