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evan mattingly 

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 : oh.. that man!! hes gorgeous, the offbrand clothes, the long, smooth hair.. such a stallion!
Respective female : You mean evan mattingly?
evan mattingly by gamergate64 November 14, 2018
Related Words
<vb> the act of munting(man+bunting).
Derogatory term used to describe when a male ballplayer (softball or kickball) strikes the ball ineffectually and hits a bunt single (an egregious offense when done intentionally).
NO MUNTING! Get back to the plate and hit again you munter!
munting by JohnnyL_61 October 2, 2007
Used to describe a disgustigly dutty girl, derived from a munted-ting.
A: Eugh blud that girl is Munting

B: Trusssss
Munting by CertifiedBadman May 25, 2011
The act of peeing on the side of the toilet to make less noise.
She was right outside the bathroom door so I was muteing.
muteing by g-hack February 22, 2011
what's up man
muttin, just watching a little tv
muttin by bwast December 9, 2008
"here we go, a-munting!"

"ugh, i feel like shit and i'm munting for scotland."

"OMG THAT PICTURE'S MUNTING."

"she sure knows how to munt."

ETC.
munting by jojo, baby. ;) May 31, 2007