Mozzarella Gut

A large-to-moderately sized gut formed by consuming a daily dose of mozzarella sticks.
Similar to beer gut.

After eating mozzarella sticks every day for months, Steve suddenly realized his slowly-developing mozzarella gut was a turn-off to women.

by ajaxerotica October 24, 2014

Mozzarella Stick

An extremely derogatory term used for people from Sicily. Do not use it!

Nick is such a mozzarella stick.
Daaaamn

by Guido103 May 31, 2014

Mozzarella stick

Uncircumcised penis

“I heard he got a little mozzarella stick

by urbanasthetic November 22, 2017

Mozzarella Stick

When you take a girls shit and cut out the middle and ejaculate inside the hole. Then, the girl or yourself must eat it.

I made my girlfriend a mozzarella stick last night, it tasted awesome!

by garfield god 4 March 1, 2022

Mozzarella Spank

Slamming the bag of frozen grated cheese with gusto in a sexual manner to loosen it up and help thaw. Use of kneading the firm frozen cheese to make it smooth and ready for topping.

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My girlfriend has been distant lately and she often needs a mozzarella spank to get into the mood.

by ThatguySmiitty August 8, 2022

mozzarella

A really, really fit girl.

You’re a total fresh mozzarella.

by mommaemakesmeshakeass July 3, 2021

Mozzarella Nacho

A Mozzarella Nacho is when you vigorously cum in a bag of nachos.

I am going to give you a Mozzarella Nacho

by Mozzarella Nacho August 14, 2014