Mom

A person you love with all your heart, but then want to choke to death 5 minutes later.

Merry Christmas Mom

by ihihihihihihigohjgoifsg December 5, 2018

Mom

Mom is the one person in the world who will ALWAYS know something up.Even if she acts oblivious she knows there is something bothering you.Cherish your mom, or your mom figure. ok cause you have no idea when you might lose her.

Mom i love you so so much. I will always love and cherish you.

by Nevaehlover2004 June 5, 2017

Mom

Someone who is supposed to love and care for you not abuse you your whole life to the point where you try commuting suicide in hopes to make her finally be happy with you

Me: I fucking hate my mom
Someone: why
Me: she abused me for most of my life

by TheAnarchistSystem October 6, 2021

Mom

What you call you teacher not on purpose

You: mom
Teacher:? Its ok
You: runs away in Embarrassment

by XxSaZe_SunxX April 23, 2020

Mom

Mum

:thats my mom
:you misspelt it idiot its mum

by Hahahahate October 22, 2020

Mom

The greatest, most awesome, amazing, beautiful woman in the world.

I love my mom.

by FatherTerry December 23, 2020

Mom

The woman who doesn't stop loving you. She always is there for you, and will always be there for you. She has done everything you have asked, you wanted her to do, and she got up in the middle of the night, just to take care of you, to. Make sure to take care of your mom, and love her unconditionally, because you need to pay her back and she won't be here for very long. I love you mom.

Daughter: Mom, can I go somewhere with my friends!
Mom: No, sorry hunny.
Daughter: You are the worst mom ever!
Mom: Gosh, am i the worst mother in the world? I should go apologize

by oofergangoofergang October 31, 2019