The type of niceness you see from a guy from the midwest areas in America such as Michigan or Wisconsin, who is considered the most laid-back dude ever. If he's someone with the midwest nice is owning the lawn and he sees your lawn is getting pretty shaggy, he's going to offer to mow your lawn. If you don't have enough money for Culvers, he'll gladly pay for the rest of his cheese curds and custard. If you're stepping on his foot, he'll say "Ope! excuse me sir/ma'am, I hope it's not to big of an ask but may you... um you're stepping on my foot, it kinda hurts, thank you!"
Charlie Berens is a youtube with the midwest nice.
"This guy, yeah, he offered to clean out my gutter for free, he must have that Midwest Nice or something."
by ThatDudeFromWisconson May 19, 2020
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When you have horrible gas, so you get in your vehicle and crank the heat on high, fart and procees to rub one out in the stink to remind you of the times you mastubated in a porta potty in 115 degree heat in Iraq.
I was bored at work today and went and pulled a Midwest Iraqi during lunch break.
by SSGBB December 15, 2020
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It's like a 1950s sitcom. Everyone acts like they're your neighbor.
Molly is visiting from Portland and described Illinoians as Midwest friendly.
by Shans430 May 5, 2023
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Married, kids and divorced before 30yrs old... because people in the Midwest like “family values” and not wearing condoms...

if you avoided all three you might be a unicorn!
“So did that girl you went out with last week make it thru the “Midwest Gauntlet” or was she a statistic?
by Dynadaddy November 8, 2018
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When someone spreads your cheeks (In the Midwestern region of the United States) and inserts a large object inside of your anus.
Jacob hit Justin with the Midwest Excursion when he was told they won't be sharing a room in Minecraft. Safe to say he won't be walking the same for a few hours.
by Taybur August 8, 2023
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The seemingly ubiquitous phenomenon in which all of your high school friends from the midwest are engaged soon after high school and have kids shortly thereafter.
Wow, poor Sally and John sure fell into that midwest rush getting married at 19 and having kids at 20.
by midwestgal July 23, 2018
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