Non-merch is the term in the Chuck E. Cheese community used to describe items obtained from the restaurant that were supposed to be demolished and discarded. These items can be given to workers in secret, taken from the dumpster, or just plain stolen. Some examples of non-merch would be animatronics, artwork, and any other proprietary company assets. CEC Master coined this term and will die on a hill with it.
by helenhennytinkywinky March 28, 2023
something so effortless that a YouTuber makes, a 4-year-old can 100% make a better t-shirt than a YouTuber (jake paul)
by mr. midget123 January 31, 2020
A bag of weed that is so potent that not even the Devil himself would be able to smoke it without pulling a whitey.
Stoner 1 - "Take a drag of that man"
Devil - "Fuck me mate, thats some Hell Merch.... Im going to the toilet..."
Devil - "Fuck me mate, thats some Hell Merch.... Im going to the toilet..."
by Impercinator February 15, 2010
by super_rad February 23, 2023
A pimped out van that has been converted to a mobile shop that sells Merch or Merchandise for teams, clubs or events.
The Cowboys Team Shop's merch van are heading to Far North Queensland for the Cowboys v Broncos trial game and are stopping off along the way to offer the latest apparel.
by TJ1970 December 8, 2020
(noun)
A group of male friends who constantly yell "merch" and refer to themselves as the "merch gang." Common traits of a "merch gang" include obnoxiousness, autistic-like speech, and a never-ending need for having each member's cock in their ass.
A group of male friends who constantly yell "merch" and refer to themselves as the "merch gang." Common traits of a "merch gang" include obnoxiousness, autistic-like speech, and a never-ending need for having each member's cock in their ass.
George: These idiots are calling themselves the "merch gang" now.
Joe: They'll probably be having a group orgy next time they get together.
Joe: They'll probably be having a group orgy next time they get together.
by FinnaSmash55 October 28, 2017
by Megan July 26, 2004