Lay lady lay is a beautiful song that could be remade like a wide bed covered in white softness and light the morning after.
Lay lady lay. Lay across my big wide bed.
by BeStill December 5, 2019
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Having a tattoo done, on any part of the body.
"This tattoo is great, but laying it in was a drag!"
by 0k_c0mputer February 7, 2015
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One who is socially inept, awkward around women, and is never going to get laid.

Often can be used as a verb when warning someone not to act like a LAI.

(Dont LAI that shit)
example 1

Bob: Dude, did you see that LAI get slapped by that stripper?

Bill: Why, what did he do?

Bob: He tried to choke her during his lapdance so she had to beat his ass off of her.

Bill: I told him not to LAI that shit!

example 2

Tom: Hey, what took you so damn long to meet up?

Dick: I had to go pick up Jason but he was late coming out of his room.

Tom: What the fuck was he doing?

Dick: You know him. He always has to rub one out before leaving the house.

Tom: What a fucking LAI!
by B.Diddy August 10, 2007
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Lai

L.A.I. pronounced 'Lie', or spelt aloud 'El Ay Eye' Acronym/Verb (to. Lai)/Slang:

Short form of "Love Actually'd it"

1. To ask out on or before christmas day.

2. To confuse a person asking you how you asked someone out.
1. e.g. 'Will you go out with me?'
'It's christmas! Are you Lai-ing me?'

2.'How did you ask them out?'
'I Lai'
'YOU LIED??!?!?!?
by Star-Ham December 28, 2011
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A phrase representing the term 'layout'. Comments left on various websites show that some people like to refer to a 'nice layout' by say 'nice lay!'
*creates new layout*

Commenter: OMG I LoVe YoUr Nu LaY! So AnYwAyZ....
by Thomas Walker April 30, 2005
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I only have a couple of friends that i have had my whole life, and they have always been the best lay's.
by slaten April 11, 2006
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