kentucky fried nigger tits

Henry: *leg snaps off* KENTUCKY FRIED NIGGER TITS that really fucking hurt. omfg get a doctor.

by f00l April 24, 2008

Kentucky Fried Klondike Bar

The act of deep frying a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the fried bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky fried klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.

I gave Aurelio a Kentucky fried klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave him a Panamanian petting zoo.

by LameDuck March 24, 2015

Can be shortened to WTKFF, a synonym of wtf.

The colonel walks into the store to find an employee fucking the chicken sandwich, "What the Kentucky Fried Fuck!" he shouts

by Anson's Mate April 8, 2020

When you fuck someone using Fried Food as Sex tools.

Yo I gave my Girlfriend a Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuck last night

by y33tgodmcneckass December 18, 2019

An alternative way of saying what the fuck. Is typically used to convey a feeling of surprise and/or disgust.

Homie 1: *posts some cursed shit*
Homie 2: What the Kentucky Fried Finger Lickin' Fuck

Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down

When, you shove Kentucky Fried Chicken up your brown eye and shit it out at your grandma's funeral.

Susan: "John just pulled a Kentucky Fried Shit at his grandma's funeral."
Larry: "HE DID WHAT"!!!!!

by Landen. H April 23, 2022