Not a mere mortal, doesn’t bleed his own blood, strongest living thing in the universe, strikes with a force of 1,000 full grown bison plus some, anything you can do, he can do better.
by Houston Jones June 22, 2019
A character from the CW show, Riverdale, which is based off of the Archie comics. Jughead Jones is sarcastic and moody, his trademark usually being his crown-like beanie. He was involved in the case of Jason Blossom's murder and the case of the Black Hood. He is best friends with Archie Andrews and basically the rest of the main characters of the show. Also a very underrated character.
Basic Bitch: "Jughead Jones is one of the worst in Riverdale."
Me: "Ummmmmmm....correct me if I'm wrong, which I'm not, but he is one of the greatest."
Me: "Ummmmmmm....correct me if I'm wrong, which I'm not, but he is one of the greatest."
by rainbxo June 20, 2018
I don't know, but he sure doesn't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay.
He also sells wacky supplements like SUPER MALE VITALITY and BRAIN FORCE PLUS.
He also sells wacky supplements like SUPER MALE VITALITY and BRAIN FORCE PLUS.
Alex Jones: 'Won't you fight for your life?!'
by ThickCookingOilDrinker June 21, 2021
Noun - A friend/brother that likes going on bad ass adventures. Whether it be Searching for The Lost Ark, Cup of Christ or The Temple of Doom.
Broskiana Jones is a crossbreed between
Bro and Indiana Jones
Broskiana Jones is a crossbreed between
Bro and Indiana Jones
Philip: Hey there Broskiana Jones, hows it going? Have you found the Lost Ark yet?
Broskiana Jones: Naa I've been down on my luck.
Philip: Come on man get your game face on!
Broskiana Jones: Naa I've been down on my luck.
Philip: Come on man get your game face on!
by Jason Spazington October 4, 2009
A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.
Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."
Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."
Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?
2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.
1) What a Poonaner Jones.
2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.
1) What a Poonaner Jones.
by Hey Dood April 18, 2013
by lilcj69 September 4, 2018