The one and only insanely hot janitor that works at spotsylvania mall. You'll do a triple take when you see her washing windows and mopping floors. No one knows her name or where she came from, we just know she's hot. The whole town knows who she is but no one really knows her. The mystery Janitor Girl. Gods gift to Fredericksburg VA
matt: I bet i can get any girls number
mark: I dare you to ask the Janitor Girl for her number!
matt: oh my god, I can't. she's out of my league!
mark: I dare you to ask the Janitor Girl for her number!
matt: oh my god, I can't. she's out of my league!
by xxxthatonedudexxx March 26, 2010
The Janitor is where you shave off your GF's pubic hair. Then, super glue it to the tip of your penis, then ejaculate on her(not in her). The mop it up using the Super glued pubic hair.
by AfricaByTotoLover1234567890 May 22, 2019
by SJLC February 13, 2012
When someone licks your balls clean after a sweaty activity like a trip to the gym or an intense run.
by CaptainPoopy May 11, 2015
During missionary sex after a long night of drinking and debauchery; the man throws-up on the woman's chest right when he is about to cum, then right before ejaculation he wipes his cock all over the vomit covered chest as he cums as if it were a mop.
by 1978dRuMmErMaN August 4, 2014
Office job that mostly involves cleanup and maintenance of digital databases or files; such as backup, restoration, updates, upgrades, purges, archiving, etc. Requires a modicum familiarity with basic computer operations including file and database management but little in the way of problem solving skills or creativity.
His business card might call him a Database Administrator but he's really just a glorified digital janitor.
by wurdnerd November 20, 2009
"Frank: Hey Bill, that's one swell janitor tail!
Bill: Why thanks Frank!"
"My janitor tail is trippin'."
Bill: Why thanks Frank!"
"My janitor tail is trippin'."
by Bill the Janitor July 26, 2008