A human who looks, behaves and sounds very similar to a Machop. At age 10, she will evolve.

At age 20, she will evolve again and grow very, very strong! She will learn Cross Chop, Submission and Megga Punch. Need someone who can keep you safe? Only a Jane can do that!
Trevor Pine: my brother now has a sister, and she's mean. Also, she's a Jane. Throw her outa here!
Chris Pine: Trevor, how is she mean?
Trevor: she tried to Cross Chop me in the face at Grandma's yesterday, and today she destroyed my computer!
Jane: I only defend your brother, Trevpine. You, are, stupid.
Jane has reached age 20... Jane evolved into Machamp!
by Gym Leader Brock October 21, 2020
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The most pessimistic person you will ever meet. Loves to crush your hopes and dreams. Will nit stop until you have nothing else to live for
She just told me I couldn't make it into the yearbook. She's such a Jane.
by anixlv1 January 28, 2019
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Getting caught smoking pot by a friends mother in their home.
-"This dog reeks of pot! were you guys smoking pot down here?"

-" No jane we were not"

-" Im really pissed i cant even trust you guys for 10 minutes,i go to the store for some milk and i come home to a basement and dog reeking of marijuana!"

-" hey guys.. we just got Janed!

Fuck!"
by Skullcap Nick June 27, 2009
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She is sweet at first but when you get to know her she is mean to you all the time. She will call you names and put you down like you are trash. If you have her in your life run..!!
Jane is mean
by M&myoutube July 2, 2019
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Jane an autistic kid , usually short for JANAL. They suck at math and Lowkey gay . But usually janals have attractive brothers
Have you seen that dumb ass Jane

Yeah she’s thic
Nah that’s her brother bro
by Marvinn April 18, 2018
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Jane is an attention seeking girl who will backstab you and ditch you every chance she gets. She may seem kind and caring at first but will turn around and leave you behind when she makes new and “better” “best friends”. She will aim to become “popular” but will get dropped behind when they realise that Jane is undesirable and selfish.
Hey Jane! Wanna walk with me to the shops?
Jane: No, I’m waiting for my friends
by OriginalQuotes May 20, 2019
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