Iron Maiden

I don't know what the fuck all of you freaks are talking about.Iron Maiden fucking SUCK!

Bruce D: "oooooh my weiner is the size of my pinky when it's hard,oooooh"

by groove or die January 15, 2005

Iron Maiden

A very OVERRATED and very unoriginal band who sounds like shit so what's the fuckin use?
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You can't disagree that they're overrated.Just look at all of these definitions these kids have made calling them the 'best band ever'.Uh,excuse me? How could they be anywhere near the best band ever when they sound like shit and are retarded?

Iron Maiden sounds like Homosexual Opera to me.It's like a more homosexual version of opera anyways.Sure the guitar work is pretty good but that's nothing unique.Lots of great guitar players in the world.Their bass players' alright too.So what.There's lots of good bass players out there.Their singer fucking sucks almost as bad as Axl Rose.Their songs are dumb.Their lyrics are retarded.They are not the best anything (not even the best metal band).

by YOU SHIT IN YOUR PANTS September 10, 2005

Iron Maiden

"Female" that put the fear of God in men everywhere. Had classic she-mullet with shaved side burns.

Dude #1: Are you going to the basketball game?
Dude #2: Hell no!
Dude #1: Why not?
Dude #2: I heard that the Iron Maiden might be there.
Dude #1: Shit, I'm outy!

by Zeke May 7, 2005

Iron Maiden

fuckers who killed rock & roll

metal sucks my fuckin nuts

by mtv destroys brain cells January 25, 2005

iron maiden

The absolute best fucking metal band on the face of this planet or any other.

See also: God

Iron Maiden is the whole reason I learned to play guitar.

by n0disguise November 7, 2003

iron maiden

The biggest metal band on the planet, but I agree, some people just can't appreciate the sheer genius of their music.

The best Iron Maiden song has got to be "Hallowed Be Thy Name".

by vinny October 18, 2003

iron maiden

An immensely popular metal band that hails from England, known for their high standard of musicianship, dramatic live performances, and off-kilter lyrical themes. The guitar duo of Adrian Smith and Dave Murray is arguably without equal when it comes to leads, solos, and harmonies. While their prime was roughly two decades ago, their 21st century albums are still first-rate efforts and easily lay all that mainstream junk to waste. Like any other band, they have their detractors, most of whom have precious little knowledge of music.

Iron Maiden are an exemplary band.

by Robert the Bruce April 14, 2005