Homework

Some shit where you're supposed to do 164 pages in 2 days and it's better to just give up and not go to school

by thisismypseudonymm April 18, 2015

Homework

An extreme form of torture invented by teachers and/or parents.

Have you given the students homework yet?

No, I'm just going to wait until they think they don't have any at the end of the day!

by Yes, It is I March 18, 2020

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The only paper-like thing havin SOOO many fuckin' uses

1) Serves as tasty dog food
2) An excuse to take the computer
3) What I'm avoiding right now
4) What many helpless people commit suicide on
5) Suitable for running a toilet clog test
6) What you should be doing now

1) Here, take my yesterday's homework for your dog. I'm sure he'll love it.

2) Mom, Can I take the computer for my homework?

Yes, dearie.

3) Yo imma write a definition on urban dictionary for this senseless crappy math homework.

4) My friend committed suicide leaving behind his 69-page math homework pending.

5) Let me put my homework to check if my toilet got clogged...

6) Go away from the device and start your fuckin homework.

by FastFwd743 October 18, 2018

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Homework

something that sane people don’t do

teacher: Do your homework Dave!
Dave: No, old lady, i won’t!
Dave’s mom: get up bafoon and do your homework quit daydreaming

by lady a la gaga May 4, 2021

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Homework

a form of torture invented by mad teachers, its ment to be a living hell for any person(except for nerds.) It kills the fun out of life like when your wanting to snog your girlfriend later on, then here comes the block HOMEWORK!you want to see a new awesome movie you bought the tickets only useful for today and later on FRIGGIN HOMEORK!!

me: gotta get outta school quickly,YES oppertunity!
teacher:calum you forgot your homework, again.
me:GODDAMN IT!!!

by cal198 June 14, 2010

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