Haunted Past

When a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite sex and gain sympathy points. The haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression.

Guy 1: Guess who's a broken man?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Haunted Past!
Guy 2: Bingo.

by the wedding crasher March 25, 2011

haunted henry

run through a haunted house naked with a boner

danm my boner was bouncing up and down,haunted henry

by nick baker, jamie hall January 13, 2006

Haunted Hoose

A Canadian haunted house, eh.

There's no hockey on tonight, so how aboot we go to the haunted hoose?

by onehandcrabbing October 14, 2012

Haunt Drop

A hot drop in any Battle Royale game, but when done by Team Haunt.

Team Haunt: Lets Haunt Drop boys, we're goin' Bogmore!

Any one other than Team Haunt: OH FUCK THEY HAUNT DROPPED IT WITH US, DEATH JUST MOPPED SOME KID

by BigOlNuts February 24, 2019

intestinal haunting

When one's bowels are affected by dietary choices in such a way that the result is a sense of dread, cold chills, sulfuric odors, strange noises, and nightmarish howling emanating from his or her abdomen and/or rectum.

Oh man, those wings I ate have given me a terrible intestinal haunting!

by Dr. Centaur April 6, 2015

haunt a house

someone extremely unattractive could do this hypothetically

Damn, that mf was so ugly he could haunt a house.

by sassymchateful August 14, 2007

Haunted Bone

Inspired by the channel Cinema Sins, a haunted bone is when you end up hooking up with someone that you had ghosted before

Person: You're not gonna be happy with what I did
Friend: What happened?
Person: I was really lonely and had a haunted bone last night with that weird person I matched with

by Sleep Sociopath May 14, 2020