Goose

A degenerate from Newton Massachusetts who never learned how to interact with people. His jewfro interferes with the signals from Mars that tell him how to act, and speaking to girls is harder for him than a 7th grader with Tourette's. His room is an exact copy of what you think of when someone brings up Osama Bin Laden's jihad afghan cave, and he tells girls to get their p**sy juice off his bed. Nice call, goose.

"Bro, DBAG - Dont Be A Goose"
"Goose, put your 2 month old dishes in the sink"
"C'mon bro get out of your room and socialize, don't be a Goose"

by MikeHuntisSweaty February 24, 2020

Goose

A large waterbird with a long neck, short legs, webbed feet, and a short broad bill. Generally geese are larger than ducks and have longer necks and shorter bills.

My dad wants a motorcycle. He also wants a goose.

by Brooke hayes 4ever21 May 17, 2017

Goose

hot, cute, a person who you find good looking

Jacob Elordi is so goose

Me: You are so goose
Them: Thanks you too

by saghottie42 January 11, 2022

Goose

The name you give someone who is grace

Hey your a goose

by Gizard XD February 28, 2017

Goose

A truly despicable being, summoned from the depths of hell to torture humans for eternity

Goose appears
Everyone: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
That one guy that stays behind: are you challenging me goose
Goose stabs him

by NotDuckBtw January 30, 2020

Goose

1. A word better than good.

2. Sarcasm on the word good.

1. These fries are so goose~!

2. He keeps lying to you, he's such a goose friend!

by Felixbunny November 22, 2010

Goose

Commonly known as Girlongus or GOG.

Goose; a very odd critter who names peoples children for them. Also loves to go off-topic on forums. Goose is often a goofball. Is loved by all.

Topic: My dog got eaten by a huge snake! *Tears*
Goose: OMG! Rat would eat babies!
Goose again: HAHAHAHA! I win!

"That girl is so Goose."

by MikaTheronsMum December 14, 2008