Verb: to suggest the act of tasting penis and grapefruit in an attempt to find out which tastes better.
Aye Monica, why you got all this grapefruit?
Oh, I was gonna Chris Franklin later.
Babe, chill.
I don't have chill nigga.
Oh, I was gonna Chris Franklin later.
Babe, chill.
I don't have chill nigga.
by MagPsiPhi May 10, 2014
Generally refering to a male born of a spicy Cajun Italian european heritage in southern Louisiana, who's hobbies include keeping vehicles more sideways than straight while driving, and clacking handguns together in a threatening yet somehow mesmerizing fashion to show dominance over other competing males.
You see that fireball that Crazy Franklin just blew off?
And yet, a little Crazy Franklin lives on in all of us.
And yet, a little Crazy Franklin lives on in all of us.
by Toomnypuppieswthgunsntheirhand September 16, 2016
The most powerful punch known to man. Many believe it to be more lethal than a Chuck Norris Round-House Kick, and if one attains a nine hundred thousand trillion killstreak in Call of Duty, a Franklin Punch is earned. It kills everything anywhere on the map that you want to kill.
Chris got Franklin Punched with a left hand, and he was knocked out and had a red eye for months. He barely survived.
by anonymousjulianstudent69 April 25, 2011
An African-American homeless man located in impoverished parts of large cities such as Los Angeles, New York City, and Chicago who frequently gets into shouting matches with imaginary people. They are infamously known to be high on crack cocaine nearly every waking moment and when approached will most likely try to stab you with a rusty switchblade.
Hey, check out that crazy Schizophrenic Franklin on the side of the road over there! The dude's totally bat-shit insane!
by garfsnarf December 18, 2022
(Benjamin) Franklin/ Franco Faces - American Slang, commonly used by 90's rappers. Refers to a U.S. 100$ bill, making reference to the face of Benjamin Franklin which can be seen on one of these bills.
by Fistoz January 4, 2012
The main street through of Chapel Hill and UNC. Rushed after major victories and packed on Halloween. Lots of bars and good food. Pretty much awesome.
by danielsurratt May 17, 2007
One of the 'Founding Fathers', Ben Franklin was a well-known author, statesman, poet, musician, and inventor. Franklin was responsible for some of the most important features of the Constitution. Some of his accomplishments include:
* Inventor of Floam
* Paula Abdul's first dance instructor
* Amish Rake Fighting (scored 27 kills, 83 maims in first season)
* Known to place 'whoopee cushions' under Madison's seat during meetings
* Porked 1275 women during his lifetime
* Was able to leap tall buildings with a single bound
* Often dressed as a pregnant nun and walked through the streets shouting, "Come and get it, fellas!"
* Once walked into Congress after a night of heavy drinking and opened fire with his AK-47
* Liked to play with puppies
* Held regular staring contests with his neighbors
* Tried to have Hillary Clinton drawn and quartered
* Had girly-hippy hair
* Advertises on the $100.00 bill with a frowny face
* Prone to depression and extreme violence
* A Taoist-anarchist
* Hated tuna casserole
* Inventor of Floam
* Paula Abdul's first dance instructor
* Amish Rake Fighting (scored 27 kills, 83 maims in first season)
* Known to place 'whoopee cushions' under Madison's seat during meetings
* Porked 1275 women during his lifetime
* Was able to leap tall buildings with a single bound
* Often dressed as a pregnant nun and walked through the streets shouting, "Come and get it, fellas!"
* Once walked into Congress after a night of heavy drinking and opened fire with his AK-47
* Liked to play with puppies
* Held regular staring contests with his neighbors
* Tried to have Hillary Clinton drawn and quartered
* Had girly-hippy hair
* Advertises on the $100.00 bill with a frowny face
* Prone to depression and extreme violence
* A Taoist-anarchist
* Hated tuna casserole
Benjamin Franklin was a bad-ass.
by Glastonbury Dex October 24, 2007