Swine Fluke

The swine flu "pandemic" in which little of the population was infected.

David: "About 36,000 people die from the normal flu every year. i'm thinking the swine flu pandemic is all hype."

Brock: "I know right? it's such a swine fluke."

by abweitl August 30, 2009

swine fluke

When someone is not feeling well or is home sick and another person tells everyone that they have the swine flu when they really dont.

John: "Betty stayed home today with a sore throat"
Natalie: "No I heard she actually has swine flu."
John: "No way! are you serious?"
Natalie: "No I am just spreading a swine fluke to scare everyone."

by BV4 May 6, 2009

Fluke the furry

A furry husky femboi who has a beautiful thic ass
Also a YouTuber who likes to dance (stripper confirmed)

Furry 1: Hey do you know that femboy over there?
Furry 2: Yea that’s Fluke the furry. What’s wrong?
Furry 1: I really wanna slap his thic big ass
Furry 2: .

by DBS dude March 30, 2022

you so fluke

being whack, full of shit, fake

you so fluke man.

by ang.ching July 13, 2015

swine fluke

when your school gets cancelled, and no one will make out with you because a mexican baby 2000 miles from you dies of swine flu

Dick: I have to have an extra week of school at the end of the year because of the swine fluke!
Harry: I know! i didn't get any ass this week.

by kundus May 12, 2009

Fluke

SOMEONE WHO FLAKES ON PLANS EVERY CHANCE HE GETS

ex: Fluke = MIKEY LEDERMAN

by MIKEY LEDERMAN IS A FLUKE FUCK February 3, 2017

Fluke

A fluke is something you do by accident that’s really incredible but you can’t replicate it/ do it again for nothing or anyone else.

When You kick the basket ball off the mountain top and it went through a basketball rim net . It was nothing but a fluke. Can you believe someone edit rim to room while I just got done reading it ? Can you believe it. Now re read everything once you done typing. That’s call proof reading.

by Megasus Thrist Jesus Christ June 11, 2022