farts-in-a-box

Kind of like a child’s jack-in-the-box but with a noxious fart-cloud released instead.

The festive looking farts-in-a-box musical device was cranked with glee until the boy realized what the “Pop Goes the Weasel” tune would finally mean.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

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Hot Box Fart

A fart with such a blast and stench that it remains potent for years to come. They are available in multiple magnitudes and forms, but only the strongest experience a true hot box fart.

As I saw my wall slowly cave to the shape of asscheeks I realized I was in grazed by the overbearing power of John Blowe. With a shattering clap of ass, I felt the absolute blast of a magnitude 5 hot box fart.

by John Blowe January 1, 2021

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Beat Box Fart

When you're in a group of people, and accidently fart, but to play it off, you start boom boxing, just in case someone heard it.

John: "oh yea, i saw that show last night,, *fart*... boom boom boomb ba boom boom ba boom bomb, DROP THE BEAT"

Leroy: "dude, did you just fart, then try to act like it was beat boxing?"

John: "Yea, i tried to use the "Beat Box Fart"

by C_SISTO October 13, 2010

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Tongue Fart Her Fuck Box

When your tongue punch her fart box so hard that when you speak the words come out wrong. You come out after getting snatch juice all over your face and go fucking hell I proper Tongue Fart her Fuck Box

Mate you never guess what I did the other day?

What bro?

I got down on her and pressed my tongue right between her back piece.

Oh shit really?

Yeah man got right down and tongue fart her fuck box and gave her a right good seeing to after...

That sounds fucking sweet bro!

Yeah man fucked her senseless

by PUSSYMAGNET1002 March 23, 2020

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