5 definitions by John Blowe
A fart with such a blast and stench that it remains potent for years to come. They are available in multiple magnitudes and forms, but only the strongest experience a true hot box fart.
As I saw my wall slowly cave to the shape of asscheeks I realized I was in grazed by the overbearing power of John Blowe. With a shattering clap of ass, I felt the absolute blast of a magnitude 5 hot box fart.
by John Blowe January 1, 2021
An overwhelmingly above average level positive descriptor usually describing something that had a quality of being cool and or dope as shit.
Guy 1: Dawg did you see that flip I can't believe it wowie zowie!
Guy 2: Son, that was absolutely spunktunctuous.
Guy 2: Son, that was absolutely spunktunctuous.
by John Blowe March 30, 2022
Sharqueen slips on a banana peel into the rake which hits him in the nuts and causes him to go backwards into the lake of fire behind him
Donny: That's some real high class, silly, dimwitted shambunkery if I've ever seen it
Donny: That's some real high class, silly, dimwitted shambunkery if I've ever seen it
by John Blowe October 18, 2021
Googynyaya is a term that expresses being Admired, Alienated, Abused, LMAOOOOOO, Afraid, Ambivalent, Alive, Ashamed, Aggravated, Alarmed, Awkward, Appreciated, Burdened, Agitated, Anxious, Baffled, Assured, Condemned, Anguished, Appalled, Bewildered, Bitchy, Cheerful, Crushed, Annoyed, Apprehensive, Bothered, Confident, Defeated, Betrayed, Awed, Constricted, Content, Dejected, Massive Cock, Cheated, A Stick in the Mud, Concerned, Directionless, Delighted, Huge Fat Gay Balls, Demoralized, Coerced, Defensive, Disorganized, Determined, Depressed, Controlled, Desperate, Distracted, Ecstatic, Deserted, Deceived, Doubtful, Doubtful, Elated, Despised, Disgusted, Fearful, Flustered, Encouraged, Devastated, Dismayed, Frantic, Foggy, Energized, Disappointed, Displeased, Full of dread, Hesitant, Discarded, Dominated, Guarded, Immobilized, Excited, Discouraged, Enraged, Horrified, Misunderstood, Dickass, Exuberant, Disgraced, Exasperated, Impatient, Perplexed, Flattered, Disheartened, Exploited, Insecure, Puzzled, Fortunate, Disillusioned, Frustrated, Intimidated, Stagnant, Fulfilled, A Wet Blanket, Dismal, Fuming, Nervous, Surprised, Shat On, Glad, Distant, Furious, Overwhelmed, Torn, Good, Horny, Distraught, Harassed, Panicky, Trapped, Grateful, Distressed, Haha Balls, Hateful, Perplexed, Buttery, Salty Scaly Balls, Gratified, Drained, Hostile, Petrified, Uncertain, Hopeful, Empty, Humiliated, Reluctant, Uncomfortable, Joyful, Exhausted, Incensed, Xbox, Shaken, Undecided or Gay.
Old Man: Hey kid... heh... heh....... come here kid. You got that moxie, eh.........
Kid: Ok.
Old Man: *YELLS IN YOUR FACE* GOOGYNYAYAAAAAAA!!!
Kid: Oh shit I feel a number of feelings.
Kid: Ok.
Old Man: *YELLS IN YOUR FACE* GOOGYNYAYAAAAAAA!!!
Kid: Oh shit I feel a number of feelings.
by John Blowe January 24, 2021
The true identity of the "murderer" John Lowe. He mastered the hot box fart through frequent usage until he became a deity of ass. For nights in his sleep, John Blowe blew ass in varying power levels, much to the chagrin of his wife and daughter. At the climax of his anal eruption he reached the ever elusive magnitude 6 hot box fart, which shook the floorboards and scattered shrapnel. His wife could take it no longer and faked her and her daughters death and fled to Chatanooga. Now John Blowe visits unlucky souls to greet them with an ungodly scent and an ass shattering shock wave.
Brant woke up in the middle of the night with a figure at his bedside. Upon asking the figure who it was, it replied by doing a 360 cheek turn ass blast of magnitude 4. Bewildered, Brant realized that it was not just some guy, but the legendary John Blowe.
by John Blowe January 1, 2021