Evan : Don't be such an Evan
by Saffu March 12, 2017
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Evans Are Out Of Sight , Really Hot , & More To Theirselves Then Anything , They"re Always There But Mostly In The Back round , Evans Are Those Type Of People You Just Love To Love

- Signed Shania Lachez
Person 1 " Hey Have You Met The New Girl"
Person2 " Yes I Have & One Word Such An Evan "
by Shania Lachez O. May 23, 2010
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Evan’s a nerd.
Eliza is so much cooler than that nerd Evan.”
by tuna corn February 20, 2019
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Evan is a kind hearted and a bit shy guy which he doesn't like party crazy as hell ,makes him different from others. He enjoys eating with people instead of eating alone. He cant eat spicy food otherwise his face will turn into blood red color.

He is always there to help and with a warm smile no matter what races you are.
He likes/loves the girl, will try to do silly things for her. Sometimes will make some jokes and try to get more body touch.
He loves travel around for new life.

He is a simple yet wise guy and only those with a simple mind will understand him.
Girl: Why stare at me?
Evan smiled in a shy way.....
Girl:Why eat the watermelon skin? hahaha
Evan: Just to make you laugh.

Girl: the splash from the boat......
Evan: Did I make you wet......(witty smile)
by Dragonpretty August 12, 2016
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a guy who is just, like, the best, period. Most athletic in the world and pulls all the bate. Cops so many shoes he fits more in his closet than how many burgers Phillip Banks can throw down his stomach. 11-inch dick and sends every girl he fucks on the strecher. Eats the booty like groceries. Most interesting man in the world.
"Evan" eats my booty like groceries, awww it just makes me feel like salad WITH the dressing.
by FTASM May 19, 2015
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usually into rock music, sometimes mistaken for gay. all evans have the same hair wavy and brown. sometimes reddish
Evan and Michelle hooked up, but people still call him gay.

Did you hear evan rocking out to Zeppelin?
by Jimbo12334 August 31, 2008
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Will make you feel like you are the most special, beautiful, awesome girl in the world but will eventually break your heart. He can lie. He is shy. He will put everything in your hands. He will become suddenly unattracted to you and will soon go back to his ex. So watch out, because this sexy handsome devil will seduce you and you will fall hard. He has the most loving eyes, smile, and laugh. He has an awesome sense of humor and personality. Having many things in common with Evan will score points.
"I hate you, Evan"

"Why did you break my heart, Evan?"
"I think I'm falling in love with Evan!"
by cubbycakes May 12, 2012
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