by Joey Jackson Johnson October 11, 2022
When you have to shit really bad and seeing the house triggers your bowels to loosen and the poop starts pushing at your balloon knot because it knows you are so close to the goal. Once you reach the toilet it all just falls out in the nick of time.
"I was stuck in traffic and I had Mexican for lunch and once I turned the corner onto my street I got a case of the Emergency dooks! I barely made it."
by Stevtro85 April 22, 2010
You had no privacy for several days and no chance to jerk off. Your balls are so sore that you cannot think straight. You jerk off the first chance you get just to relieve the tension.
I was on vacation and could not jerk off for more than a week. I was so sore that sleeping was impossible. I sneaked my way into the bathroom for an emergency jerk.
by Restoring for over five years February 17, 2015
by ChollyClark December 24, 2009
The congress refused to give money for building the wall so President Trump declared a national emergency so he can route military funding to the wall building.
by Fantasos February 16, 2019
to become serious enough in a relationship to list your partner as your contact person in case of an emergency on an official form.
Guy 1: "Dude, she and I are apparently getting serious - I listed her as my emergency contact yesterday when we went skiing."
Guy 2: "Dude, wow, that is totally serious."
Guy 2: "Dude, wow, that is totally serious."
by Anna&Eric March 5, 2008
Literal: Occurs when programmers forget to do their laundry and can't leave the house in time for important tasks, like work.
Connotative: Any "created" emergency that could be avoided, by planning ahead...or marriage.
Connotative: Any "created" emergency that could be avoided, by planning ahead...or marriage.
by Suzan Ponte Crowell November 25, 2003