The act of Humpty Dumptying somebody basicly means you fuck up their face so bad that nobody can put it back together again.
by Vince_mcflippers May 23, 2010
December 3rd is National Humpty Dumpty day because Tnaiai and Esther left on December 3rd and Tnaiai's favourite game was Humpty Dumpty
December 3rd is National Humpty Dumpty Day
by KF842 December 4, 2021
humpty dumpty fell off the wall a dirty nursery rime inspired by the original humpty dumpty nursery rime
humpty dumpty fell off the wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls all the kings men and all the kings horses couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again
by littlejimmie July 19, 2019
Putting Humpty Dumpty back together means that someone has accomplished a very difficult if not impossible task.
Spending the weekend with me and making sure that I was healthy was no less feat than "put humpty dumpty back toghther"
by Modak March 31, 2014
DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa
by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019
DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa
by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019
The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.
Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!
by Shank0potomis March 16, 2012