when a person pays a stripper to shit into there mouths and pour bleach into there eyes as Barney music plays in the background 5x slower.
by Holy baloni February 22, 2017
by Arks November 27, 2008
J BOMB had a finkle dinkle!!!!!!
by Jackson hill1 May 25, 2011
When you are in a hot tub and you 69 causing your partner to whack their head on the bottom of the tub, leaving them unconscious.
Megan: Why is my new hot tub bloody?
Ally: I saw Liz and Steven doing a Dutch Dinkle Dunch!
Liz: What happened last night?
Eric: You went hardcore with my brother.
Ally: I saw Liz and Steven doing a Dutch Dinkle Dunch!
Liz: What happened last night?
Eric: You went hardcore with my brother.
by Lighthouse Star December 27, 2011
A gay little queer who currently resides in N-Dub(North Weymouth) who skips and jumps across town to jonathan senicles house, where he touches boners and sticks his gay queer dinky in Jonathans dirty gay little fairy-like butthole.
Dinkles the Magical Fairy skipped and jumped across town to Jonathan Senicles house where he touched boners and rammed his gay little cock up senicles gay fairy-like butthole
by Kai Mitchell October 2, 2006
A sexual action preformed by a barista and customer. Upon asking for a ‘triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper’ at your local Starbucks, you will be invited behind the counter. The barista will coat their gloved right hand, or if they’re feeling frisky, their left hand in dark chocolate sauce, then milk chocolate sauce. Then, ready yourself. Prepare for the star of the show known as the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper. They shall reach into your rectum with their hand coated in two layers of chocolate. Their mission: tickle your kidneys three separate times through your intestines, coating their hand in a third layer of chocolate; YOUR CHOCOLATE. Upon removal of their hand from your inner chocolate twisty freeze, the action will have been nearly completed. All that’s left is to A. Consume the glove. Or B. Lick the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper off their hands. It’s your choice, really.
Guy 1: dude, there’s this girl at the Starbucks in the town square, works there on tuesdays from six to nine. Best triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper I’ve ever had.
Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.
Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.
by ethan__skywalker March 20, 2021
The ultimate comeback for when others "no u" or "ur mom" you. It has immunity to being no u'd or your mom'd, as well as other comebacks. Cannot be used with or against the comeback "toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug".
by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021