by BilThrillHouse May 23, 2019
The sound the formation of dry ice makes in the chest cavity of a Croatian person. Dry ice replaces the standard human heart if you are of Croatian descent.
Doctor - "My God, you have the strangest heartbeat I've ever heard!"
Patient - "No, I'm just Croatian. What you're hearing is actually a standard Croatian heartbeat."
Patient - "No, I'm just Croatian. What you're hearing is actually a standard Croatian heartbeat."
by forcedfeedback February 25, 2011
by Billy Hitler June 26, 2007
To friend: I was upset with my roommate so I left him a Croatian bookmark in Chapter 4 of his History book. He'll never think of the 100 Years War without remembering that little bookmark.
by Wind, Rain and Lava November 29, 2008
Sex act involving a woman licking mustard off a man's scrotum, then eating a whole kielbasa out of his ass.
by tijdickson April 16, 2011
A Croatian piggyback is a highly advanced sexual position in which only experienced lovers should try. The woman gets on the mans back (like a piggyback) and the man bends his penis though his legs and inserts it into the vagina.
by Oh lord how I have sinned April 18, 2018
Slang term used to describe someone's groin, dick n' balls, or crotch. Often used to hide the fact that they're actually talking about it.
by Skippedy Doo September 10, 2010