the residue of shit that remains in and around your butt hole after taking a shit...usually happens when you run out of toilet paper...or just too lazy to wipe your ass after taking a huge dump.
Damn...I ran out of toilet paper again...and my creamy cheek is going to make shid marks on my boxers AGAIN...
by dznuts619sdc April 1, 2007
The Creamy Boatman is when a man performs a traditional style facial upon a male or female partner. Small coins are placed upon the eyes of the cum receiver to pay the boatman Charon to pass the river Dyx. Any smaller currency can be used.
"After doing some Hellenic studies I gave Helena a Creamy Boatman. There was money and semen involved."
by Mr Belvedere June 12, 2009
When your wife/girlfriend doesn't put out and you end up big spooning them and you have a wet dream and cum on their back
by Glendale Parisian chef February 11, 2017
The act of creaming in a glass of oonge juice then blending it together with a thick turd. Afterwards, making your bestfriend Tyler drink it.
Ece: Damn dude I just blended up some oonge juice and a turd
Beau: Dude that's a creamy julius!
Tyler: Let me drink it!!
Beau: Dude that's a creamy julius!
Tyler: Let me drink it!!
by Creamy Dudlius February 3, 2018
The very pinnacle of foaming gash, an unforgettably juicy pussy that's craving a good dicking. An irresistible level of moisture in and around the goods, but not a complete gusher; just enough to make a small but satisfying squelch when the shaft slips inside.
*Moments after last nights tail gingerly steps out of the crib, and hails the taxi*
Room mate: 'How was she? she looked like a good fuck.'
Lucky Fella: 'Fuck me mate, she was beyond horny; she had a proper creamy taco'
Room mate: 'Jammy bugger'
Room mate: 'How was she? she looked like a good fuck.'
Lucky Fella: 'Fuck me mate, she was beyond horny; she had a proper creamy taco'
Room mate: 'Jammy bugger'
by TheNameIsBarnes December 1, 2011
When a man has cummend in the pussy while she is giving birth and when the baby comes out it is a creamy boy
by Evan Jones December 13, 2017
When a man is about to cum from receiving fellatio and quickly removes his penis from his victims mouth and thrusts it up their nostrel so that he ejaculates just as he achieves maximum nostrel penetration.
Man that chick is so hot, i would love to give her the old Creamy Hernandez.
Alex is such a prick, last night he gave me the Creamy Hernandez.
Emma took a Creamy Hernandez from her cousin, and loved it.
Cory lost his sense of smell after I gave him the Creamy Hernandez.
Alex is such a prick, last night he gave me the Creamy Hernandez.
Emma took a Creamy Hernandez from her cousin, and loved it.
Cory lost his sense of smell after I gave him the Creamy Hernandez.
by LambBearPig August 18, 2009