Man that kid Carson doesn’t understand anything I tel him. He’s a chump.
by chumpster500 January 16, 2022
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chump (n.) -

1. A person who missed the point, or otherwise acted dumb with or without intending to. A dolt, idiot, etc.

2. A person who is being unnecessarily condescending or disdainful, often because of their own internalized judgmental opinions.

3. A person of self-supposed importance, who often has a snooty personality. They use things only as long as it keeps them looking cool, and they consider everything disposable, people included.

A younger chump often wears a popped collar or whatever he or she thinks is on the forefront of the newest cool trend (e.g. j. crew, notice the disdainful attitude in the example of that definition.)
There are often overlaps of people in this category and in the frat daddy category.

Note: Not all who wear J. Crew are chumps.
1. "Dude, she's been looking at you all night, go talk to her already. Stop being such a chump."

2. "C'mon man, he missed the shot, no big deal. Don't be a chump about it."

3. "Why would you ever want to move to Greenwich, that place is just a chump breeding ground."
by cnmne June 10, 2010
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1. Any member or advocate of the US Republican Party. 2. A person who watches Fox News as a legitimate source of news. 3. Any American political conservative who lacks critical thinking skills, is willfully ignorant and proud of it, and is easily duped by emotional appeals to patriotism and moral values from leaders who are invariably charlatans and hypocrites.
1. My neighbor is a chump because he voted for Ronald Reagan and both Bushes. 2. My co-worker is a chump for Fox News. 3. Karl Rove, Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh have job security because of all of the chumps who continue to listen to them without questioning what they are saying.
by Joe the Dumber July 26, 2010
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basically a bitch, pussy, nobody likes you, etc...
george bush is a chump
by a;sfda;dfbj December 15, 2008
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also, verb: (usually in past tense) to be made a fool of.
Dude, that fool walked out after me and I chumped him.

I got chumped into giving that bitch everything.
by Big Tim July 19, 2004
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to look dumb and salty after somebody just said something to or about you
Yo after Milton talked to Clinton, Clinton got chumped.
by ColBawls November 11, 2009
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1.) An individual who appears unattractive to the opposite sex and contains no social skills to mitigate the handicap. Contrarily the "Chump" reveres them self as a superior in all situations without any basis for this status.

2.) Predominantly male social outcast
Joe: "How was the bar last night? any luck with the ladies?"

Bob: "Everybody wanted me, but I decided to come home and get the worlds highest score on Call of Duty instead."

Joe: "Dude, your a Chump."
by fuzzy platypus November 18, 2009
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