Christopher 

A very cute and handsome young boy.He is so FUNNY!Very athletic and strong.A Christopher is a amazing man with a great sense of humor.He is always honest and very trustworthy.Christopher is fun to be around.A Christopher will cheer you up if you are sad.A Christopher is the perfect boy.

Christopher is a great young boy.

Christopher by Hello peeps!!!hi hi hi November 24, 2014

Christopher 

Christ-bearer. HERO. Hercules. Humble. Leader of men. Protector of family. Moral compass.

Do you know Christopher? Yes, his load is heavy but his path is narrow.

Christopher by whatwouldVINCEdo? August 25, 2014

Christopher 

Christopher is a natural born bassist, a passionate hat-collector and spaghetti lover!

Person1: Dude, do you know Christopher?
Person2: You mean that boy who calls his bass his girlfriend and brings spaghetti to school for lunch? ..Sure i know him, he kicks ass!
Person1: And what's about the hats he's always wearing?
Person2: Some people say that his hats are war trophies, others say he stole them from the wallmart...

Christopher by TheGreatHuman February 24, 2012

Christopher 

An amazing outstanding boy who is extremely kind and attractive. When you fall in love with a 'Christopher' you will forever. 'Christopher's' have naturally large genitalia. They are a match for somebody who is a 'Lucy'

Wow, i love him because hes such a christopher

Christopher by bigcuddleorlicclecuddle June 2, 2011

Christopher 

A typically emotionless person, only showing true emotion under extreme circumstances. Typically antisocial and addicted to technology, you will most likely never notice him. If you pick an argument with him, do know that he will be pick a ouiji board. You must finish the argument before leaving it he will haunt you until the end of your days. He also likes puns.

Guy 1: Dude, don't fuck with Christopher!

Guy 2: Who's he?
Guy 1: He's the kid in the corner on the laptop.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the pun boy.

Christopher by Pun_Lord November 17, 2017

Christopher 

A person with a huge penis probably one of the best friends you'll ever meet. A really funny person and probably one of the funniest people you'll ever meet

Christopher is the best person ever

Christopher by Playboy cuck September 12, 2018

Christopher 

One who brings hatred to the thought of those who execute actions that he is against; for example, jealousy.

He's being such a christopher.

Christopher by MostWanted December 14, 2013