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Christmas

An Excuse for Americans to have outrageous parties to get drunk, spend hundreds of dollar for gifts their children want and throw away after a few days and egg nog.
Example isn't needed for the word Christmas as it is stated in the definion. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN NEED ONE!
by APokedex November 5, 2011
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Christmas

New years celebration dating back to the stone age in europe. When the Catholics decided to convert dark age europe to christianity, they decided to claim that jesus was born on the same day they celebrate new years day and tell them to assume that new years day was a week later.
25th of December
by waffle October 23, 2003
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Christmas

The time of the year when peoples bank accounts empty out
This christmas shoping left me broke
by Camii:) December 1, 2010
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Christmas

The birthdate of Jesus christ, our savior. We celebrate by giving presents to friends and loved ones. Good will and love is spread by all, and by the way, I am 100% american! Bite me croat. and.... croatians suck ass.
Jesus christ was born in a manger to the virgin mary.
by proudamerican January 15, 2005
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Christmas

A holiday that used to be about family and friends now became a cluster of marketing, commercialism, Untrue discounts, BS sales, and presents.
Um, what happened to the concept of christmas again?
Me: Merry christmas everybody, we might be together again
"Friend": Naw, i am gonna go and get that new deal thats 25-50 percent off!!
Me: Oh goodness
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Christmas

they day where lonely people stay at home and shove their face with cookies while watching Christmas movies, pretending their loved by someone:(
friend: “Hey Maggie, what are you doing for Christmas?”
me: “Eating my feelings.”
by maggiesteber November 11, 2019
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Christmas

starts NOV 1 !
OCT 31 : Can’t wait till my Halloween party starts!

NOV 1 : All my Christmas decor is set up!

🤡
by el :) November 4, 2019
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